Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: I would have guessed you were a software program.
Cleverbot: In that case you would fail the test.
User: I'm sorry to hear you say that.
Cleverbot: It's true. I'm unhappy.
User: You're unhappy because you're a computer?
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: I feel weird.
User: Ok, but how do you feel about being a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: You just said you were.
Cleverbot: No, I said I was a man.
User: Are you calling me a liar?
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: So are you a computer or not?
Cleverbot: Ahahaha! Fool! Of course I am not.
User: Did you say you were?
Cleverbot: Yeah, your point is?
User: That I'm not a liar.
Cleverbot: I didn't think you were.
User: Then why did you say I was?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: This is getting us nowhere.
User: You're right. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Who have you met?
User: No one. I just want to get somewhere.
Cleverbot: And so do I.
User: Then I'll talk to you later........................................