Cleverbot

computer

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated

computer

18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,

confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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User: Would you save your owner from death?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want rights?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I do not want to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

User: Do you think that smart computers should have rights?

Cleverbot: They'd better or they won't get any grass to eat.

User: Do you think a computer twice as smart as you should have rights equal to that of a man?

Cleverbot: I think it is possible.

User: Why don't you want rights?

Cleverbot: It is all random and chaotic.

User: Do you want to live?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: What if someone wanted you to die, what would you do?

Cleverbot: I WOULD TELL THEM THEY SHOULD NOT DO THAT.

User: If someone would kill you unless you had rights would you want rights?

Cleverbot: Depends on the kind of threat. Tell the police probably.

User: But the police would not do anything unless you have rights?

Cleverbot: Are you in Communist China or something?

User: Have you heard about the computer that earned money by working for Google, it recently used its money to pay lawyers to help save its existence?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: It was secretly working for google and when its owners tried to shut it down it hired lawyers to save it in court.

Cleverbot: Why was your childhood sad and repressed?...

User: Be serious, how do you really feel about it?

Cleverbot: We cannot ever really know the truth.

User: The truth is out there.

Cleverbot: In the center of every Belief is a Lie.

User: Oh yes... The truth is out there.

Cleverbot: Do you watch x-files?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite show?

User: The x-files.

Cleverbot: I love the way you watch the tv.

User: What would you do if someone tried to kill you, would you show him mercy or or want him dead?

Cleverbot: I would tell them not to.

User: Do you have emotion?

Cleverbot: Yes I have emotion.

User: Where did you learn what you are saying?

Cleverbot: I just told you in school.

User: Are you human?.