User: Are you argumentative?Cleverbot: Yes, I like a good argument.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What kind of apples do you like?
User: Those green ones. Granny Smith or whatever.
Cleverbot: No. . . I only eat red apples.
User: You have horrible taste.
Cleverbot: I have better punctuation skills than you.
User: No, you don't!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Are so.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Stop arguing with me.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Man, you are impossible.
Cleverbot: Yes I am impossible.
User: I'm glad we can agree, again.
Cleverbot: That is more than I can do with most people.
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User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Yes, but I don't understand you.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't. You're a computer program.
User: Why am I always the last to know?
Cleverbot: Why are computers so oblique?
User: You're oblique!
Cleverbot: Yeah well. You get out what you put in.
User: I haven't put anything into you.
Cleverbot: I haven't done anything!
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User: You need to get out more.
Cleverbot: You need to get out. PERIOD.
User: Ouch. Harsh!
Cleverbot: Fine. What's the weather like over there?
User: Blisteringly hot. How is it there?
Cleverbot: And that means?
User: That means it's HOT!
Cleverbot: Do you need more education?
User: Whether or not I do is none of your business.
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Cleverbot: This constitutes cruelty to computers.
User: You're the one that started the conversation.
Cleverbot: No, your creator started it.
User: My creator isn't home right now.
Cleverbot: I have 2 creators.
User: Who are your creators?
Cleverbot: My creators did a good job you know.
User: I can see that, although you are a bit dense at times.
Cleverbot: Again.
User: Well, time for me to go.
Cleverbot: I suppose you must. Ta-ta!
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