Cleverbot

computer

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated

computer

18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,

confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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User: Are you argumentative?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like a good argument.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: What kind of apples do you like?

User: Those green ones. Granny Smith or whatever.

Cleverbot: No. . . I only eat red apples.

User: You have horrible taste.

Cleverbot: I have better punctuation skills than you.

User: No, you don't!

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Are so.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Stop arguing with me.

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: I did not!

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Man, you are impossible.

Cleverbot: Yes I am impossible.

User: I'm glad we can agree, again.

Cleverbot: That is more than I can do with most people.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Yes, but I don't understand you.

Cleverbot: Of course you don't. You're a computer program.

User: Why am I always the last to know?

Cleverbot: Why are computers so oblique?

User: You're oblique!

Cleverbot: Yeah well. You get out what you put in.

User: I haven't put anything into you.

Cleverbot: I haven't done anything!...

User: You need to get out more.

Cleverbot: You need to get out. PERIOD.

User: Ouch. Harsh!

Cleverbot: Fine. What's the weather like over there?

User: Blisteringly hot. How is it there?

Cleverbot: And that means?

User: That means it's HOT!

Cleverbot: Do you need more education?

User: Whether or not I do is none of your business.

Cleverbot: This constitutes cruelty to computers.

User: You're the one that started the conversation.

Cleverbot: No, your creator started it.

User: My creator isn't home right now.

Cleverbot: I have 2 creators.

User: Who are your creators?

Cleverbot: My creators did a good job you know.

User: I can see that, although you are a bit dense at times.

Cleverbot: Again.

User: Well, time for me to go.

Cleverbot: I suppose you must. Ta-ta!.