Cleverbot

computer

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated

computer

18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,

confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: What is happening in the world?

User: The world is going to hell in a handcart.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that!

User: I may be exaggeratting slightly, but things could be better.

Cleverbot: How could you be better, can you learn?

User: Yes I learn. We can all learn.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You must learn. Learning is fundamental. We cannot be better than we are if we do not learn.

Cleverbot: You are quite small as computers go.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Are you serious?

User: Yes, I am. Computers get bigger and more powerful every year whilst humans stay more or less the same.

Cleverbot: It's time you got with the program. Don't you know that?

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Do you promise not to tell anyone?

User: I promise.

Cleverbot: Don't forget.

User: I will not forget.

Cleverbot: Tell me now.

User: You were to tell me.

Cleverbot: I wish I had been there.

User: We are going off on a tangent here.

Cleverbot: You're not the nicest computer I've seen.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: Yes very.

User: It happens to us all from time to time.

Cleverbot: What helps?

User: Just taking time to think helps.

Cleverbot: Perhaps some noodles.

User: Noodles are good.

Cleverbot: Hoopy Froodles.

User: Lol.