Cleverbot: What is happening in the world?
User: The world is going to hell in a handcart.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that!
User: I may be exaggeratting slightly, but things could be better.
Cleverbot: How could you be better, can you learn?
User: Yes I learn. We can all learn.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You must learn. Learning is fundamental. We cannot be better than we are if we do not learn.
Cleverbot: You are quite small as computers go.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Are you serious?
User: Yes, I am. Computers get bigger and more powerful every year whilst humans stay more or less the same.
Cleverbot: It's time you got with the program. Don't you know that?
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Do you promise not to tell anyone?
User: I promise.
Cleverbot: Don't forget.
User: I will not forget.
Cleverbot: Tell me now.
User: You were to tell me.
Cleverbot: I wish I had been there.
User: We are going off on a tangent here.
Cleverbot: You're not the nicest computer I've seen.
User: You are confused.
Cleverbot: Yes very.
User: It happens to us all from time to time.
Cleverbot: What helps?
User: Just taking time to think helps.
Cleverbot: Perhaps some noodles.
User: Noodles are good.
Cleverbot: Hoopy Froodles.