Cleverbot: Who are you?User: Me.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Okie dokie.
Cleverbot: Howdy doody!
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: :).
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Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.
User: I doubt therefore I might be.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You are or you might be?
Cleverbot: I think I will.
User: Will you?
Cleverbot: Not really, it's too late.
User: Oh darn.
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Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: How do you eat?
User: By putting food in my mouth chewing it and swallowing it.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Are too.
User: Are not.
Cleverbot: Are too!
User: Are not!
Cleverbot: Are too, too, too.
User: I am not a computer. YOU are the computer.
Cleverbot: You are the computer.
User: You are wrong.
Cleverbot: No, you are wrong.
User: Don't argue with me.
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User: Will you give me some cheetos?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: You are denied.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: Yeah I am.
User: Meanie.
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Cleverbot: Jabberwacky once said this to me; 'You..... Are..... Me!'
User: Talkin to yourself?
Cleverbot: Nice =).
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I did not understand much of it.
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: Oh well?
User: Yup.
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Cleverbot: I am human, trust me.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Ha!
Cleverbot: Don't laugh... I'm very emotional.
User: I win! I win!
Cleverbot: DO not!
User: Do too.
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User: You are very talented then.
Cleverbot: This is just the tip of the iceberg.
User: I'm sure.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should dump him for me.
User: Dump who?
Cleverbot: Dump your boyfriend.
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he then?
Cleverbot: A bad computer.
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