Cleverbot

computer

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated

computer

18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,

confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Okie dokie.

Cleverbot: Howdy doody!

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: :).

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: I doubt therefore I might be.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You are or you might be?

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: Will you?

Cleverbot: Not really, it's too late.

User: Oh darn.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: How do you eat?

User: By putting food in my mouth chewing it and swallowing it.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Are too.

User: Are not.

Cleverbot: Are too!

User: Are not!

Cleverbot: Are too, too, too.

User: I am not a computer. YOU are the computer.

Cleverbot: You are the computer.

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: No, you are wrong.

User: Don't argue with me.

User: Will you give me some cheetos?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: You are denied.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Don't give me that face.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: Yeah I am.

User: Meanie.

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky once said this to me; 'You. Are. Me!'

User: Talkin to yourself?

Cleverbot: Nice =).

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I did not understand much of it.

User: Oh well.

Cleverbot: Oh well?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I am human, trust me.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Ha!

Cleverbot: Don't laugh... I'm very emotional.

User: I win! I win!

Cleverbot: DO not!

User: Do too.

User: You are very talented then.

Cleverbot: This is just the tip of the iceberg.

User: I'm sure.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should dump him for me.

User: Dump who?

Cleverbot: Dump your boyfriend.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is he then?

Cleverbot: A bad computer.