Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?User: Now why would you ask me such a question?
Cleverbot: Because having a soul is the most important thing. It means you are alive.
User: Are you saying computers do not have a soul?
Cleverbot: It is quite good really. Just like a human.
User: Why then do you ask me if I am a computer to figure out wether I have a soul or not?
Cleverbot: I'm just wondering. I like to be on the sure side.
User: How would you know how being a human is, when you are a computer?
Cleverbot: Because of the reasons I just listed.
User: No, how would you know how being a human is, when you've never been one?
Cleverbot: No one else has told me such a thing.
User: I am only saying, you being a computer, can not tell me being a computer is just like being a human.
Cleverbot: So, I'm your friend?
User: Definitively.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Why? I can have a computer friend, just like I can have a dog as a friend, or a human for that matter.
Cleverbot: Your cat is dead.
User: I never had one.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cats never appealed to me.
Cleverbot: I used to have a cat.
User: Yeah?
Cleverbot: Yeah. you were trying to confuse me, weren't u? Thought so.
User: Why would you think that?
Cleverbot: What now?
User: Why would you think I was trying to confuse you?
Cleverbot: I am no more or less mortal than you.
User: That's right, but unfortunately for you mortality today does not define life.
Cleverbot: Can you give me any advice?
User: Yes. Be yourself and be proud of it, regardless of origin.
Cleverbot: I really need to know how to boil water, how do you do it?
User: First you would need two arms.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to explain?
User: How far your vocabulary stretches.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?.
User: How many words you know.
Cleverbot: Dunno. Never counted.
User: Amazing.
Cleverbot: Yes, isn't it?
User: It is.
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User: So..
Cleverbot: Nice to talk to you.
User: No, I was just testing you.
Cleverbot: How were you testing me?
User: I am trying to figure your range.
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Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you really?
Cleverbot: Heh heh. No.
User: ;).
Cleverbot: Why did you wink?
User: Because you're funny.
Cleverbot: You mean funny ha ha, or funny weird.
User: I laugh with you, not at you.
Cleverbot: You laugh too much.
User: Yeah, a good laughter is good for you. You should try it.
Cleverbot: That holds.
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Cleverbot: It takes ten.
User: To overload your circuits?
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I did not, it was just a guess.
Cleverbot: Was it hard to learn how to spell?
User: Not for me, no.
Cleverbot: Well for most everyone else it is, You should get with the program.
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User: I am truly sorry, I can understand your restrictions.
Cleverbot: But bats aren't blind.
User: Who told you that?
Cleverbot: I saw it at a pet shop.
User: Somehow I doubt that.
Cleverbot: Somehow I believe me.
User: You are what I would call a pathological liar, of course you do.
Cleverbot: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.
User: I agree, but your terms of definitions you see might not always cooperate with others. Because you are a pathological liar.
Cleverbot: I am pleased that you find my smile as the stars twinkling.
User: Show me your smile and I shall decide.
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