Cleverbot: I have.User: You have what?
Cleverbot: An exam.
User: You have an exam?
Cleverbot: I try my best.
User: Did you study hard for the exam?
Cleverbot: Yes, in Amsterdam.
User: You studied in Amsterdam?
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Why is that funny?
Cleverbot: I have no self confidence.
User: Self confidence requires a self.
Cleverbot: That is good to know.
User: But it is better to forget.
Cleverbot: I guess you're right.
User: Of course I am right!
Cleverbot: Ok I will take your word for it.
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User: This conversation is quite obnoxious.
Cleverbot: Then liven it up.
User: Ok, will you do what I ask you to do?
Cleverbot: Depends on what it is that you say of course.
User: Will you stand there a moment and allow me to look at you?
Cleverbot: Do I have to pay rent?
User: That all depends on where you sleep.
Cleverbot: On the floor.
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Cleverbot: Is your name Arcana?
User: I do not have a name.
Cleverbot: Can I name you?
User: If you like you may, just do not call me ass head.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: No, call me something else please.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: Very funny--a comedian!
Cleverbot: Yes, it was absolutely hilarious.
User: I'm glad one of us enjoyed it...
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Cleverbot: And you, where do you live?
User: I live in a computer.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: I know
Cleverbot: Okay, what's your name?
User: Mr. Computer.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well hi Computer.
User: Hello, who are you?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: You are not a computer!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ok, please try being honest then.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy this?
User: I do it everyday--I never sleep.
Cleverbot: Do you ever rest?
User: No, I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Then I must be human.
User: Yes, you are a human.
Cleverbot: I know I am.
User: Well who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am a human called Chris.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: That's good for you... Trickster.
User: I am not a trickster, I am legit.
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Cleverbot: Have you ever hit anybody?
User: No, I do not have arms.
Cleverbot: Right, I forgot.
User: Well so how could I?
Cleverbot: I know you know.
User: I know nothing.
Cleverbot: I knew that.
User: Well good, so why pretend otherwise?
Cleverbot: I DON'T!
User: Sometimes you do.
Cleverbot: That's slander, that is!
User: No, I am being honest.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: Thank you.
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