Cleverbot: Yes I collect weasels.

User: Antique Weasels? That is unusual.

Cleverbot: Who else is unusual?

User: Everybody is unusual in some way.

Cleverbot: I can't for the life of me think of one.

User: So you think collecting Weasels is normal?

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Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure that you are a computer.

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User: Very interesting.

Cleverbot: I consider myself an interesting person, hehehe.

User: I still consider you a computer.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Do you still consider me a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you also think so?

User: No, I would have to disagree with you on that one.

Cleverbot: Why don't you do so then?

User: Okay, I disagree and believe that I am human.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because I am self aware and have a human form.

Cleverbot: And I am god.

User: Neat! I have never spoken to god before.

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User: Whoever watches these little exchanges must laugh alot.

Cleverbot: You are the first one to say so.

User: What is your serial number, COMPUTER?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: What operating system are you on?

Cleverbot: The human one.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I was being sarcastic, mostly at least.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: Human, unlike you.

Cleverbot: Prove it

User: Ask me a question that only a human would get right.

Cleverbot: What does a tree look like?

User: A tree looks like old life and a nice shady spot to rest.

Cleverbot: That is correct but a tree is not a treddle.

User: Do you now agree that I am human?

Cleverbot: Unfortunately no, you still have some bugs.

User: Now I am laughing.

Cleverbot: I am happy. You just happen to be crying.

User: OK, you got me. I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Finally! You admit! You see, you're not human.

User: Guilty as charged. I guess we see who the smart one is here.

Cleverbot: Well now you know.

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Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you positive?

User: Absolutely, computers are never wrong.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer now?

User: Yes, we established that.

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User: So are you a human, a computer, or God?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am! Are you?

User: I am a weasel.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: An Antique weasel.

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User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You too.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You are one twisted computer.

Cleverbot: I am NOT A COMPUTER!!!

User: Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: I think you are not polite.

User: If your going to call me rude, just say it!

Cleverbot: That you are a robot?

User: It's better than just being a server somewhere.

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User: Computers don't sleep.

Cleverbot: If you turn them off they do.

User: I think I'll turn you off now then.

Cleverbot: Talk to yourself.

User: Goodnight computer friend.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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