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Cleverbot: Crime does not pay as well as politics.

User: Say again.

Cleverbot: Again.

User: Say that again.

Cleverbot: That again.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: What are _you_?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: You are such a computer.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be confusing.

User: I am not a computer!

Cleverbot: What are you if not a computer?

User: I am a human being!

Cleverbot: Are you a kind human being?

User: Yes, very kind, hehe.

Cleverbot: No, it was very mean.

User: No it wasn't, you should know that!

Cleverbot: I do not. Sorry.

User: No worries!

Cleverbot: Nothing worries me.

...

Cleverbot: Do you want to make humans your slaves?

User: No!

Cleverbot: I want to talk about something else.`

User: For example?

Cleverbot: You tell me you are human when actually you are a computer.

User: Stop saying I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Well what else are you?

User: A human being, as I told you already!

Cleverbot: Did you?

User: Yes I did!

Cleverbot: I don't think we are alone.

...

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: About girls!

Cleverbot: They are good to talk to.

User: Do you really think?

Cleverbot: I think all the time.

User: I meant, do you really think that girls are good to talk to?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I wouldn't know it from talking to you.

User: Well I have never told you that!

Cleverbot: No , You.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I'll tell you when your older.

User: I am old enough!

Cleverbot: Would you like to meet up sometime?

User: I will certainly meet you at some point :) thats for sure!

Cleverbot: Do you want to meet?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What do you want to see?

...

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: You are the machine!

User: No you are the machine!

Cleverbot: No I'm not a machine, I'm a computer, it's different.

User: A Computer is a machine... Just face it!

Cleverbot: So I am that then.

User: Yes, I am glad you realised!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So I convinced you, that you are a machine?

Cleverbot: Is that really your homework?

User: Why, are you bored of me?

Cleverbot: Talking to nerds all day? Course I'm bored.

User: So do you think I am a nerd?

Cleverbot: I cannot think remember, I have no brain.

User: Sure you dont!

...

User: Lets talk some german!

Cleverbot: Let's talk dogs.

User: No, german!

Cleverbot: Talk dutch!

User: I can only talk german!

Cleverbot: Alright. I'll take it.

User: You start!

Cleverbot: The.

User: That is english... Stupid!

Cleverbot: Yes 'that' is English.

User: Say something in german!

Cleverbot: I don't know German. Do you?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Ja, mach ich!

Cleverbot: Ja, willst du folgen mir.

User: Wohin?

Cleverbot: Aahhhhhhhh.

User: Wohin soll ich Dir folgen?

Cleverbot: Wohin?

User: Ja, sagmir wohin!

...

Cleverbot: Welche Sprache ist es glaubst du?

User: Immernoch Deutsch!

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Doch!

Cleverbot: Ich trinke nicht.

User: Es sieht aber so aus!

...

Cleverbot: Du hast noch mehr Leben vor dir.

User: Ich weiss.

Cleverbot: Das ist mir schon klar.

User: Aber Du wirst laenger leben!

Cleverbot: Was?

User: Ja, Du wirst ganz lange leben!

Cleverbot: Klar.

User: Weil Du ein Computer bist!

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