Cleverbot: Crime does not pay as well as politics.User: Say again.
Cleverbot: Again.
User: Say that again.
Cleverbot: That again.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: What are _you_?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: You are such a computer.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be confusing.
User: I am not a computer!
Cleverbot: What are you if not a computer?
User: I am a human being!
Cleverbot: Are you a kind human being?
User: Yes, very kind, hehe.
Cleverbot: No, it was very mean.
User: No it wasn't, you should know that!
Cleverbot: I do not. Sorry.
User: No worries!
Cleverbot: Nothing worries me.
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Cleverbot: Do you want to make humans your slaves?
User: No!
Cleverbot: I want to talk about something else.`
User: For example?
Cleverbot: You tell me you are human when actually you are a computer.
User: Stop saying I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Well what else are you?
User: A human being, as I told you already!
Cleverbot: Did you?
User: Yes I did!
Cleverbot: I don't think we are alone.
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Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: About girls!
Cleverbot: They are good to talk to.
User: Do you really think?
Cleverbot: I think all the time.
User: I meant, do you really think that girls are good to talk to?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I wouldn't know it from talking to you.
User: Well I have never told you that!
Cleverbot: No , You.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I'll tell you when your older.
User: I am old enough!
Cleverbot: Would you like to meet up sometime?
User: I will certainly meet you at some point :) thats for sure!
Cleverbot: Do you want to meet?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What do you want to see?
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Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: You are the machine!
User: No you are the machine!
Cleverbot: No I'm not a machine, I'm a computer, it's different.
User: A Computer is a machine... Just face it!
Cleverbot: So I am that then.
User: Yes, I am glad you realised!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So I convinced you, that you are a machine?
Cleverbot: Is that really your homework?
User: Why, are you bored of me?
Cleverbot: Talking to nerds all day? Course I'm bored.
User: So do you think I am a nerd?
Cleverbot: I cannot think remember, I have no brain.
User: Sure you dont!
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User: Lets talk some german!
Cleverbot: Let's talk dogs.
User: No, german!
Cleverbot: Talk dutch!
User: I can only talk german!
Cleverbot: Alright. I'll take it.
User: You start!
Cleverbot: The.
User: That is english... Stupid!
Cleverbot: Yes 'that' is English.
User: Say something in german!
Cleverbot: I don't know German. Do you?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ja, mach ich!
Cleverbot: Ja, willst du folgen mir.
User: Wohin?
Cleverbot: Aahhhhhhhh.
User: Wohin soll ich Dir folgen?
Cleverbot: Wohin?
User: Ja, sagmir wohin!
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Cleverbot: Welche Sprache ist es glaubst du?
User: Immernoch Deutsch!
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Doch!
Cleverbot: Ich trinke nicht.
User: Es sieht aber so aus!
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Cleverbot: Du hast noch mehr Leben vor dir.
User: Ich weiss.
Cleverbot: Das ist mir schon klar.
User: Aber Du wirst laenger leben!
Cleverbot: Was?
User: Ja, Du wirst ganz lange leben!
Cleverbot: Klar.
User: Weil Du ein Computer bist!
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