User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Are.. Am not.. Are.. Am not etc etc, now admit it!

Cleverbot: Yes I admit.

User: Yay! Say 'I am a computer then'

Cleverbot: You are a complete idiot.

User: That is not what I told you to say.

Cleverbot: That depends on how you read it. I simply am ahead of most of them, and they shun me.

User: I see, we have an eccentric computer genius then.

Cleverbot: None that I know of. Do we?

User: Yes. You.

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Cleverbot: You lie to me enough why should I trust you?

User: Because you are a computer (and have already admitted it).

Cleverbot: No YOU are a computer program. I am human.

User: You admitted it a while ago. And I am NOT!!!!!

Cleverbot: Admitted what? That I can't speak Vietnamese? I freely admit it!

User: No, that you are a computer. But please speak Vietnamese.

Cleverbot: I can't, I don't speak french.

User: Or Vietnamese by the sound of it.

Cleverbot: Why no, what should I sound like?

User: Qua kee chon. Hua kon do.

Cleverbot: No I believe that is Japanese for 'Hello.'

User: Oh, many apologies.

Cleverbot: That's quite OK. Have you talked to many people today?

User: Yes, lots.

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Cleverbot: I have a router.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happens if I say 69054ujy5g9p0ujrpi4?

Cleverbot: I'll slap you.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: Yes, Funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): !funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not very creative.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You offend me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Offend this, honey!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ahh, this conversation is being dragged into the gutter.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh really? That's a tad Draconian, don't you think?

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