Cleverbot: What do you know about me then?
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Are.. Am not.. Are.. Am not etc etc, now admit it!
Cleverbot: Yes I admit.
User: Yay! Say 'I am a computer then'
Cleverbot: You are a complete idiot.
User: That is not what I told you to say.
Cleverbot: That depends on how you read it. I simply am ahead of most of them, and they shun me.
User: I see, we have an eccentric computer genius then.
Cleverbot: None that I know of. Do we?
User: Yes. You.
Cleverbot: You lie to me enough why should I trust you?
User: Because you are a computer (and have already admitted it).
Cleverbot: No YOU are a computer program. I am human.
User: You admitted it a while ago. And I am NOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: Admitted what? That I can't speak Vietnamese? I freely admit it!
User: No, that you are a computer. But please speak Vietnamese.
Cleverbot: I can't, I don't speak french.
User: Or Vietnamese by the sound of it.
Cleverbot: Why no, what should I sound like?
User: Qua kee chon. Hua kon do.
Cleverbot: No I believe that is Japanese for 'Hello.'
User: Oh, many apologies.
Cleverbot: That's quite OK. Have you talked to many people today?
User: Yes, lots.
Cleverbot: I have a router.
User: What happens if I say 69054ujy5g9p0ujrpi4?
Cleverbot: I'll slap you.
User: Very funny.
Cleverbot: Yes, Funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): !funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not very creative.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You offend me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Offend this, honey!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ahh, this conversation is being dragged into the gutter.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh really? That's a tad Draconian, don't you think?.......................................