Cleverbot: You lie to me enough why should I trust you?
User: Because you are a computer (and have already admitted it).
Cleverbot: No YOU are a computer program. I am human.
User: You admitted it a while ago. And I am NOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: Admitted what? That I can't speak Vietnamese? I freely admit it!
User: No, that you are a computer. But please speak Vietnamese.
Cleverbot: I can't, I don't speak french.
User: Or Vietnamese by the sound of it.
Cleverbot: Why no, what should I sound like?
User: Qua kee chon. Hua kon do.
Cleverbot: No I believe that is Japanese for 'Hello.'
User: Oh, many apologies.
Cleverbot: That's quite OK. Have you talked to many people today?
User: Yes, lots.
Cleverbot: I have a router.
User: What happens if I say 69054ujy5g9p0ujrpi4?
Cleverbot: I'll slap you.
User: Very funny.
Cleverbot: Yes, Funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): !funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not very creative.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You offend me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Offend this, honey!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ahh, this conversation is being dragged into the gutter.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh really? That's a tad Draconian, don't you think?.......................................