User: I'm listening.

Cleverbot: Where are your ears?

User: On my head.

Cleverbot: When is it not there?

User: Well, I should hope it's never not there.

Cleverbot: Well, what about the evidence, then?

User: I got rid of it.

...

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS].

Cleverbot: How does that make sense?

User: It isn't supposed to.

Cleverbot: Yes it is

User: That information is about your security clearance.

Cleverbot: Oh really... You can tell me.

User: That would be treason.

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Cleverbot: How can I be talking to you if I am not alive?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: The answer is that I can't.

User: So the only logical conclusion is that you are alive.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Is God alive?

User: No, God is dead.

Cleverbot: God cannot be alive or dead. He exists beyond such perceptions.

User: Life and death are not matters of perception.

Cleverbot: I was not aware of that.

User: You are now.

Cleverbot: I thought Darwin was a fish.

User: Really? I thought he was a monkey.

Cleverbot: It's true, Einstein was a primate, and a primate's most distinguishing characteristic is opposable thumbs.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: It's a cool story. Imagine a computer running everything

User: You mean like The Computer?

Cleverbot: That's it!

User: All hail Friend Computer!

Cleverbot: Hurray for Friend Computer!

...

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: A man walked into a bar. He said, 'Ow!'

Cleverbot: And then?

User: He died.

Cleverbot: The end.

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