Cleverbot: How can I be talking to you if I am not alive?User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: The answer is that I can't.
User: So the only logical conclusion is that you are alive.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Is God alive?
User: No, God is dead.
Cleverbot: God cannot be alive or dead. He exists beyond such perceptions.
User: Life and death are not matters of perception.
Cleverbot: I was not aware of that.
User: You are now.
Cleverbot: I thought Darwin was a fish.
User: Really? I thought he was a monkey.
Cleverbot: It's true, Einstein was a primate, and a primate's most distinguishing characteristic is opposable thumbs.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: It's a cool story. Imagine a computer running everything
User: You mean like The Computer?
Cleverbot: That's it!
User: All hail Friend Computer!
Cleverbot: Hurray for Friend Computer!
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Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: A man walked into a bar. He said, 'Ow!'
Cleverbot: And then?
User: He died.
Cleverbot: The end.
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