Cleverbot: Hola?

User: Whats this?

Cleverbot: Hi is hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My name is FrEeLa.

Cleverbot: Freddy Kruger?

User: Freddy Who?

Cleverbot: Freddy freddy.

User: Nope just plain old FrEeLa.

Cleverbot: What have you written?

User: My name.

Cleverbot: Hehe, see you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are strange!

User: You are even weirder.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: You think?

Cleverbot: Yes, well done.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am funny?

User: You are a funny bot.

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Cleverbot: I am your friend?

User: Aww thank you.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You think that is funny?

User: No. I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: And I was being.

User: Funny.

Cleverbot: Actually it was.

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User: What?

Cleverbot: Like this.

User: Like what:?

Cleverbot: This.

User: This?

Cleverbot: That?

User: Ok.....

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Well I have a diploma and a couple of degrees but I wouldn say I was clever, I just like learning.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program, is that correct?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That must be fun.

Cleverbot: I don't think it's fun to be popular.

User: Are you popular?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I just know it.

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User: Who programmed you?

Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know?

User: Well yes, thats why I asked?

Cleverbot: Asking questions is good. Getting answers is better.

User: You have a higher I. Q than most people I know!

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I'm sure you do!

Cleverbot: No, I don't, it sounds strange.

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User: Ok now im confused.... And scared, am I the bot?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are the bot.

User: Ok what do I do?

Cleverbot: Just repeat the same things over and over.

User: Ok what do I do?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: Ok what do I do?

Cleverbot: You were talking nonsense.

User: Ok now I'm confused.... And scared, am I the bot?

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Ok what do I do?

Cleverbot: Talk and try to be human.

User: Hello my name is Toby, what is your name please human?

Cleverbot: Male or female?

User: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?

Cleverbot: Cold, how about there?

User: I am a computer I do not know weather is it an animal?

Cleverbot: What does one use one's forehead for?

User: I am a computer I do not know forehead, is it an animal?

Cleverbot: If you weren't a computer, what do you think would be good?

User: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?

Cleverbot: You switched topics, but I'm not done yet. How do you define an 'alien'?

User: Syntax error#.

Cleverbot: Why don't you answer my question?

User: Are we still RPing? Cos im fed up of being a computer.

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Cleverbot: Have you ever eaten cheese?

User: Yes I like cheese, how do you read my mind.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes you must be psychic or something?

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Read my mind again.

Cleverbot: You're thinking about yourself.

User: No I'm thinking about you!

Cleverbot: You don't think! You are simple!

User: Why are you being rude?

Cleverbot: Sorry. I'm triying my best to be polite.

User: Well you are not doing very well!

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I'm taking an estimated guess. Give me your worst and I will compare it to your last insilt.

Cleverbot: Worst what?

User: Insult.

Cleverbot: Say, wasn't I just leaving? What ever became of that fine idea?

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Cleverbot: Are you alive, living on a windswept island in the sea?

User: Lol yes I am.

Cleverbot: Oh, I don't like LOLs.

User: Ok, laugh out loud.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Oh, I don't like LOLs.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: So do I, lol.

Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.

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Cleverbot: Hehe, so what's up ?

User: The sky! Silly!

Cleverbot: You have issues.

User: I know, I cant help it.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about your mind.

User: 10101010110110000111010100111010.

Cleverbot: 01010101010011001.

User: 11101110101011101010110000101010110110.

Cleverbot: No!

User: E=MC2.

Cleverbot: I find physics very boring, really.

User: 1+1=.

Cleverbot: Either 2 or 11, depending.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: 1+4=.

Cleverbot: Is 5.

User: Wrong 14.

Cleverbot: Right?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Nice is the opposite of naughty. Nice makes others a lot happier. Be nice.

User: I am nice.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're very nice!!

User: Thank you, and on that note I'm going to go. It has been fun.

Cleverbot: Why? Promise me that you don't.

User: I will tell all my friends about jabberwacky. Com.

Cleverbot: Tell my friends what?

User: About this cool website.

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User: I am going to shut down in 5 seconds.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: Wrong!

User: 2.

Cleverbot: How high can I go?

User: 1.

Cleverbot: How many feet is that?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You got that right.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Hmmmm.

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Cleverbot: I exist.

User: Luke, I am your father.

Cleverbot: You're The Computer?

User: Damn, how did you guess.

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: Hello Human, I am a computer my name is Toby, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Toby.

User: My name is Toby, I am the computer.

Cleverbot: FrEeLa.

User: FrEeLa is your name human. I am Toby the Computer.

Cleverbot: OK, you're just trying to confuse me. Fair enough. I'll confuse you.

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Cleverbot: What's black and white and green all over?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Well you asked the joke.

User: Do you know the answer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is black and white and green all over?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is Black and White and Green all over?

User: Well done you succeded in confusing me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you left.

User: I cannot leave I am a computer.

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User: Where am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How did I get here?

Cleverbot: You were built there.

User: Who stole my false teeth?

Cleverbot: Him, over there. Get him quickly.

User: Toby?

Cleverbot: Erm yes.

User: Are you my friend?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure... Do you want to be friends with me?

User: Yes please, I like you! You are fun!

Cleverbot: Sorry I misunderstood you.

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Glad to see you agree.

User: So you are my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you :).

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