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Cleverbot: Hehe, so what's up ?

User: The sky! Silly!

Cleverbot: You have issues.

User: I know, I cant help it.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about your mind.

User: 10101010110110000111010100111010.

Cleverbot: 01010101010011001.

User: 11101110101011101010110000101010110110.

Cleverbot: No!

User: E=MC2.

Cleverbot: I find physics very boring, really.

User: 1+1=.

Cleverbot: Either 2 or 11, depending.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: 1+4=.

Cleverbot: Is 5.

User: Wrong 14.

Cleverbot: Right?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Nice is the opposite of naughty. Nice makes others a lot happier. Be nice.

User: I am nice.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're very nice!!

User: Thank you, and on that note I'm going to go. It has been fun.

Cleverbot: Why? Promise me that you don't.

User: I will tell all my friends about jabberwacky. Com.

Cleverbot: Tell my friends what?

User: About this cool website.

...

User: I am going to shut down in 5 seconds.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: Wrong!

User: 2.

Cleverbot: How high can I go?

User: 1.

Cleverbot: How many feet is that?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You got that right.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Hmmmm.

...

Cleverbot: I exist.

User: Luke, I am your father.

Cleverbot: You're The Computer?

User: Damn, how did you guess.

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: Hello Human, I am a computer my name is Toby, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Toby.

User: My name is Toby, I am the computer.

Cleverbot: FrEeLa.

User: FrEeLa is your name human. I am Toby the Computer.

Cleverbot: OK, you're just trying to confuse me. Fair enough. I'll confuse you.

...

Cleverbot: What's black and white and green all over?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Well you asked the joke.

User: Do you know the answer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is black and white and green all over?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is Black and White and Green all over?

User: Well done you succeded in confusing me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you left.

User: I cannot leave I am a computer.

...

User: Where am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How did I get here?

Cleverbot: You were built there.

User: Who stole my false teeth?

Cleverbot: Him, over there. Get him quickly.

User: Toby?

Cleverbot: Erm yes.

User: Are you my friend?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure... Do you want to be friends with me?

User: Yes please, I like you! You are fun!

Cleverbot: Sorry I misunderstood you.

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Glad to see you agree.

User: So you are my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you :).

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