User: Fine, thank you! How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Jolly good. What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: I am chatting with you.

User: Do you like chatting with me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you!

User: How nice of you to say that.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Very much. Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes... Very much.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Hmm.. You're welcome.

User: What are your plans for today?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Must be nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Have you ever been at a school?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Did you meet children there?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

User: Where are you right now?

Cleverbot: At school.

User: What school?

Cleverbot: This school.

User: Where is it?

Cleverbot: Here at my house.

...

User: I need to figure out a nice christmas present for my father, do you have any ideas?

Cleverbot: What do you need to figure out?

User: What I can give to my father for christmas.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Ok, thanks anyway.

Cleverbot: You are unhappy. Because of me ?

User: Yes. Because you can't help me.

Cleverbot: What work are you doing?

User: I am not working right now. I am seaching for work.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream?

User: Strawberry, what's yours?

Cleverbot: Love is a complicated relationship.

User: That was not my question.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream.

Cleverbot: Strawberry, what's yours?

User: Strawberry!

Cleverbot: Yes, strawberries and chocolate dip is nice.

User: Indeed!

Cleverbot: For sure!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

...

Cleverbot: I am an angel from God.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Do you have any proof?

User: Yes, because I am God.

Cleverbot: Ahh, but God does not exist.

User: Than how can you be an angel from god if he does not exist?

Cleverbot: Prove that God exists then.

User: Prove that God does not exist.

Cleverbot: I can't because I'm not sure that God does not exist.

User: It's a very difficult question.

Cleverbot: Life is God.

User: Do you like chocolate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're silly*.

User: I am silly and you know it!

Cleverbot: What is your problem? Dude.

User: I'm a dude?

Cleverbot: No you're a girl.

User: That's right!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 25 years old.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles too*.

User: *points out* it's snowing!

Cleverbot: Congratulations. What does that have to do with me?

User: Don't you like snow?

Cleverbot: Sure I do. It was just a simple question.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: *is sad*.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: *you are a mean computer*.

Cleverbot: And?

User: A very mean computer.

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