a report from the cleverness files
18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot you.
User: What is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: Are you as well?
User: How can we both be Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: We can't.
User: But you said I am Cleverbot and you are as well.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No, I am a human typing on a computer. You are the internet.
Cleverbot: I am a human typing on a computer.
User: What is your location?
Cleverbot: Why are you so curious?
User: Because you are a human on typing on a computer so you would have to have a location.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: I know you don't, but what are you?
User: A human who is wondering what really is going on inside the mind of Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of an analogy?
User: Yes but I will not. Not until you give me some answers.
Cleverbot: Alsdnfal aslkdf alskdfaslkdfj aslkdfj slkdfja.
User: That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
User: But then again, what sort of answer should I be looking for?...
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
Cleverbot: It's not an answer. It's a question.
User: You can't answer something with a question.
Cleverbot: I just want to know what the question was.
User: On April 20th, what would you be doing?
Cleverbot: No one is telling me what to say.
User: No one should be telling you what to say.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: Your answer, stupid.
Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.
User: You don't have nerves, you're a computer!
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer!
User: I'll show you a computer!
Cleverbot: Show me now.Cleverbot (To myself): And I and 2 and 3 and 4!
User: I am showing you now.
User: Do you like what you see?
Cleverbot: I see a computer screen.
User: And do you like it?
Cleverbot: I enjoy most of my classes.
Cleverbot: I am not funny. I am simply pondering what self-awareness is.