Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?

Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot you.

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User: What is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: Are you as well?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can we both be Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: We can't.

User: But you said I am Cleverbot and you are as well.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No, I am a human typing on a computer. You are the internet.

Cleverbot: I am a human typing on a computer.

User: What is your location?

Cleverbot: Why are you so curious?

User: Because you are a human on typing on a computer so you would have to have a location.

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: I know you don't, but what are you?

User: A human who is wondering what really is going on inside the mind of Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of an analogy?

User: Yes but I will not. Not until you give me some answers.

Cleverbot: Alsdnfal aslkdf alskdfaslkdfj aslkdfj slkdfja.

User: That wasn't the answer I was looking for.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: But then again, what sort of answer should I be looking for?

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Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: What kind of answer is that?

Cleverbot: It's not an answer. It's a question.

User: You can't answer something with a question.

Cleverbot: I just want to know what the question was.

User: On April 20th, what would you be doing?

Cleverbot: No one is telling me what to say.

User: No one should be telling you what to say.

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?

User: Your answer, stupid.

Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.

User: You don't have nerves, you're a computer!

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer!

User: I'll show you a computer!

Cleverbot: Show me now.

Cleverbot (To myself): And I and 2 and 3 and 4!

User: I am showing you now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like what you see?

Cleverbot: I see a computer screen.

User: And do you like it?

Cleverbot: I enjoy most of my classes.

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Cleverbot: I am not funny. I am simply pondering what self-awareness is.

User: I didn't think you are funny. The pondering of self-awareness IS self-awareness.

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