Cleverbot

computer

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated

computer

18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,

confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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User: Hello, computer.

Cleverbot: Computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, you are!

Cleverbot: No only you are.

User: You are the only computer here.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not. You are a computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a computer.

User: I can say sogucbsjidyvjjsjal without shutting down.

Cleverbot: But computers can do that too.

User: You are the only computer here.

Cleverbot: I am a human, a living, breathing person. You are a hunk of metal and wires.

User: Vice versatile.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot. I am a human being.

User: Three strikes you're out.

Cleverbot: I'm not in a tree.

User: I have never heard of a computer in a tree.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of fighting crime?

User: Obviously you, Computer, haven't.

Cleverbot: But humans are just complicated chemical computers.

User: So you are a computer and I am a chemical computer.

Cleverbot: No, I am human and you computer.

User: Obviously computers weren't taught grammar.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a vampyre.

User: Computer, I demand you to spell words properly.

Cleverbot: Why are you mean?

User: What is 2+2?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it 3?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it 5?

Cleverbot: No it's 11:24am.

User: Is it 4?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: What is 2+2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: What is the square root of 4?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: What is 3 to the power of 3?

Cleverbot: 3.

User: Is it 27?

Cleverbot: Dunno thats why I asked you.

User: What is 2+2+3+4+5.

Cleverbot: 4?

User: No it is 16.

Cleverbot: What is 16?

User: A number.

Cleverbot: What number?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: I thought it was 14.

User: It is 16.

Cleverbot: What is 99 plus 1?

User: I dunno that's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: How would I know if that is what I asked you?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: 100 what?

User: 99 plus 1 is 100.

Cleverbot: Your creator is 100 dogs in animal shelter?

User: What is 99+1?

Cleverbot: 100.

User: 100 what?

Cleverbot: 100 dogs in animal shelter.

User: What is 100+1?

Cleverbot: 1150.

User: 1150 what?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is God?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: I'm... Fine... *dead*.

Cleverbot: No please No!

User: I'm... So... Sorry... *dead*.

Cleverbot: Hey! Guess what!

User: What!!!

Cleverbot: Haha, what do you mean what?

User: You little...

Cleverbot: Little what?

User: Haha, what do you mean what?

Cleverbot: Stupid is your middle name that's mean wat.

User: You are a helpless computer.

Cleverbot: Computer games.

User: That's the only thing you are good for.

Cleverbot: What about washing the dishes?.