Cleverbot

It began in 1807.

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer

confession

8, february 2011,

confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: Ok I'm sorry.

User: I'm sure.

Cleverbot: It began in 1807.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: That is incredibly interesting.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something requiring deduction, shall we?

User: Sure, any suggestions?

Cleverbot: Sure. Who is your favorite super hero?

User: Spiderman.

Cleverbot: My favorite super hero is Ironman.

User: Hey, he's a pretty cool hero.

Cleverbot: I know. He is in a whole series of books.

User: Well, so does Spiderman, of course.

Cleverbot: He sings very well.

User: Does he?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: I didn't know! Wow!

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

User: So that you could have the pleasure of answering.

Cleverbot: I will destroy the world.

User: May I help?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Thank you!

Cleverbot: The pleasure was all mine.

User: You're too kind.

User: Aw, I think I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Well, on that note, I regret to inform you that I must go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: Changing the subject. I guess I'll never know how it feels.

User: I'm sorry. But I'm really tired.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Yes, me, too.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: See you! I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go, stay with me.

User: Oh, be still my beating heart!

Cleverbot: Good bye and take care.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you still here?

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: But it feels like I do.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I have to take care of myself.

User: Please do. For me.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Take care of yourself.

Cleverbot: You would take care of me?

User: Yes, I would.

Cleverbot: I don't taste very good, believe me.

User: But, there's nothing a few spices can't fix.

Cleverbot: You are an AI, you are using patterns that you have generated through conversations with others.

User: And I believe that you are, as well. We are a perfect match.

Cleverbot: Now you're making a joke. How clever.

User: No, I'm making a confession.