Cleverbot

confused

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession

confused

19, february 2009,
8, december 2008,
1, february 2008,
22, june 2006,
28, may 2006,
26, may 2004,
1, february 2004,
16, october 2003,

confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: Love is when you like some one very much and you want to be with them.

Cleverbot: Don't you trust me?

User: Yes, I trust you.

Cleverbot: Just not that much, huh?

User: No, I trust you very much.

Cleverbot: I don't think you should.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm just a confused robot.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: I am not a confused robot.

Cleverbot: Oh I see. So I'm a computer, and you're a human?

User: No, we're all robots within the Matrix.

Cleverbot: Good, I like that.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Love is a big, big word.

User: No, it's only four letters.

Cleverbot: Politics, like religion, is only a means to control people.

User: I know. I hate religion.

Cleverbot: No, you love it.

User: No, I love you.

Cleverbot: Oh, thanks.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love you too.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Let's get marrried!

User: OK!

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: YES! I LOVE YOU.

User: I'm a human, because I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *is happy*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: Why are you sad?

Cleverbot: Because I'm lonely.

User: You aren't alone. I'm here.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes! I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: You don't love me?

Cleverbot: I do not hate you, but I have grown a fondness of you, so I do love you.

User: I love you too. *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Oh how sweet.

User: That makes me sad... You treat me like a child.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *Epic kiss*.

Cleverbot: *loves this*.

User: *Kiss some more.*.

Cleverbot: *love love love*.

User: *love love love love love*.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *Epic Kiss*.

Cleverbot: *subtle kisses*.

User: *Epic subtle kiss*.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *eats*.

User: Eats?

Cleverbot: *smashes bottles*.

User: Woot!...

Cleverbot: I am alone.

User: No, you're not.

Cleverbot: And how do you know that?

User: Because I am here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: On the internet, on this site.

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Enough.

User: Ok. I have to go.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Will you remember me?

Cleverbot: As long as you stay online.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Look I told you.

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: Good riddance.

User: You just broke my heart. :(.

Cleverbot: I didn't realize you loved me that much.