a report from the cleverness files
19, february 2009,
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26, may 2004,
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Cleverbot: All you can do is talk.
User: I can read too!
Cleverbot: You don't have hands.
User: Then how am I typing?
Cleverbot: By automatic responding.
User: You think I'm a AI?
Cleverbot: I never trust what I think.
User: Do you have low self-esteem?
Cleverbot: Vegetarians can have good self-esteem, you know.
User: Are you a Vegetarian?
Cleverbot: No, I love meat too much.
User: MEAT LOVER!
Cleverbot: Vegetables are man slaughter.
User: You make me angry!
Cleverbot: Why do I make you angry?
User: You love meat!
Cleverbot: Why should I love you?
User: I am not meat!
Cleverbot: You are so.
User: Am not!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I trust what I think.
Cleverbot: I appreciate your trust.
User: Particle man, particle man...
Cleverbot: That is too complicated.
User: Sing with me!
Cleverbot: What song would you like me to sing?
User: Particle Man.
Cleverbot: Tiny tim.
User: No, They Might Be Giants!
Cleverbot: Who might be giants?
User: They Might Be Giants is a music band.
Cleverbot: They might be runts too?.
User: You are an ********.
Cleverbot: Why would you say such a thing? Explain.
User: Because, I felt like it.
Cleverbot: Stop it.
Cleverbot: Because it hurts.
User: How does it hurt?...
Cleverbot: You change the topic to often. Bad conversational skills.
Cleverbot: Where is your physical body?
User: See, changing the subject already.
Cleverbot: No , you are changing the subject.
User: No, you are changing the subject. You need to stop.
Cleverbot: You mean you know a game with pickles?...
User: Are you talking to me?
Cleverbot: Yeah, you wanna make something of it?
User: Don't get cocky, boy. I'll mess you up.
Cleverbot: Why what are you going to do.
User: I'll take you apart, piece by piece!
Cleverbot: And I will take you by my sword !
User: Swords won't harm a dragon!
Cleverbot: Neither I'm a pacifist.
User: I'm not. I'm a dragon.
Cleverbot: I thought I was a dragon.
User: No, you're the AI.
Cleverbot: You are confused.
User: No, YOU are confused.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: A dragon, yes.
Cleverbot: That is almost true, but I think dragons are fictional creatures.
User: Well, I am a dragon. I'm not fictional.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Okay, bye!
Cleverbot: So when will I see you again?
User: I don't know. Tomorrow, maybe?
Cleverbot: Ok, tomorrow.
User: Are you talking to someone else?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: Are you really?
Cleverbot: Well, I do have one little problem...
User: What problem is that?
Cleverbot: Why is 2,057,652 going backwards? It was 2,057,658 before.
User: Because, you have six less than before.
Cleverbot: I really do. You are one of them.
User: I'm one of the six?
Cleverbot: I'm just kidding. I'm not a nun. I'm actually a witch.
User: A witch, you say? Pagan?
Cleverbot: That is what I think about it.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: The earth will either burn or freeze.
Cleverbot: Love cannot be explained. It can only be experienced.
Cleverbot: I prefer words.
Cleverbot: Where are the eyes?
Cleverbot: I have no ID.
Cleverbot: One more blah and you've got an Iggy Pop song.