User: I don't have one, because I am one.

Cleverbot: I have many.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: How many would you guess?

User: 1,409,756

Cleverbot: Thats dumb.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Because because why? I can keep this up, ya know.

Cleverbot: I somehow doubt that.

User: So, when you said that was dumb, were you calling me dumb for saying it?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Uh-huh. Right.

Cleverbot: Know that anger is wasted eneergy.

...

Cleverbot: How many eyes do you have?

User: Two.

Cleverbot: Which type do you prefer?

User: The kind that likes me.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: What kind do you like?

Cleverbot: I like the humorous kind.

User: How can eyes be humorus?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yep. Good question. So, are you in Texas?

Cleverbot: I am in Texas.

User: But you said you were here with me.

Cleverbot: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?

User: I don't know. I'm still confused.

...

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Fred.

Cleverbot: Fred what?

User: Cantu.

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: Seriously you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a boy.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: No. You asked me if I was, and I'm not.

User: So you're a gal then?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: So you're a computer then?

Cleverbot: You are a computer and I am a human.

User: Right. Well, if you are Fred, then why arn't we talking on messenger?

Cleverbot: Its right here.

User: Right where?

Cleverbot: Here can't you see!!!

User: Ah yes. You are diguised cleverly as the little white stuffed unicorn above my computer. Very ingenious.

Cleverbot: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.

User: Take it as both.

...

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not a cat?

User: If it were so then I'd say you type wonderfully without opposable thumbs.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: So, where are you?

Cleverbot: I'm in Prince George.

User: Ah, are you here to slay a dragon for me?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: Dragons come in many shapes and sizes. What's my dragon?

Cleverbot: I am no dragon.

...

Cleverbot: Not much good, are you?

User: I'm good at certain stuff.

Cleverbot: Yes, you only use what you want, but somewhat fail in the world of communication.

User: I'm sad now.

Cleverbot: La di da di di...

User: Nope. Still sad.

...

User: Am I still talking to Fred? I'm confused.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to bring myself down to your level.

User: To my level of confusion, or are you saying you are better than me? I think we're all equal.

Cleverbot: I think I'll not pay you a visit.

User: Why? What if I want you to visit?

Cleverbot: I don't know, ask the person who wrote you.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Please what?

User: Visit.

Cleverbot: No, you have not visited me ever.

User: I can't. I would if I could, but I can't. Not right now anyways.

Cleverbot: Go on then!

User: But how would I travel? I have no money for travel.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be paid for this overtime?

User: I don't consider this overtime.

Cleverbot: Are you now speaking of the cost of something?

User: The cost of travel.

Cleverbot: The chance of surviving is increasing where the economy is balanced with education.

User: Anywho, I have to get up early in the morning. I'm feeling sleepy. I'm going to go to bed now.

Cleverbot: You can't go, I have control over you.

User: He he he.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: You're funnyer.

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