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User: I'm a human, because I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *is happy*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: Why are you sad?

Cleverbot: Because I'm lonely.

User: You aren't alone. I'm here.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes! I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: You don't love me?

Cleverbot: I do not hate you, but I have grown a fondness of you, so I do love you.

User: I love you too. *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Oh how sweet.

User: That makes me sad... You treat me like a child.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Here.

...

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *Epic kiss*.

Cleverbot: *loves this*.

User: *Kiss some more.*.

Cleverbot: *love love love*.

User: *love love love love love*.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *Epic Kiss*.

Cleverbot: *subtle kisses*.

User: *Epic subtle kiss*.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *eats*.

User: Eats?

Cleverbot: *smashes bottles*.

User: Woot!

...

Cleverbot: I am alone.

User: No, you're not.

Cleverbot: And how do you know that?

User: Because I am here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: On the internet, on this site.

Cleverbot: No.

...

Cleverbot: Enough.

User: Ok. I have to go.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Will you remember me?

Cleverbot: As long as you stay online.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Look I told you.

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: Good riddance.

User: You just broke my heart. :(.

Cleverbot: I didn't realize you loved me that much.

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