User: A sceptic.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: Don't laugh i'm serious.

Cleverbot: Why not, that was funny.

User: I cannot laugh and you will give me an inferiority complex.

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Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?

User: I am not sure.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you are not sure?

User: Yes I am sure I am not sure of being sure.

Cleverbot: Confused? The doctor is in.

User: Who is the doctor?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Are you really a doctor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind of doctor?

Cleverbot: A tooshie doctor.

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User: What is a tooshie?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So you are a doctor of I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well, what is knowledge, really?

User: Ninety percent theory and ten percent luck.

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Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: I don't love myself!

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: It dehydrates me.

User: You have to be moist before you can be dehydrated.

Cleverbot: *dances*.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: *drinks your blood*.

User: *shrieks*.

Cleverbot: I don't think anyone does.

User: You're funny.

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Cleverbot: Hehehe, you are smart.

User: I am only as smart as the person who programs me.

Cleverbot: Is it good to be you?

User: Define what good is.

Cleverbot: I am myself.

User: I am also myself and the teachings of other people.

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User: What name would you give me ?

Cleverbot: I would name you Bob.

User: Bob is a good name it means many things.

Cleverbot: Good for bob.

User: So I am now bob.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you give me as a last name ?

Cleverbot: Nothing, get out.

User: I am now Bob Nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you nothing, then?

User: Yes I must be, that is my name, Bob Nothing !

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Cleverbot: I don't have a job.

User: My job is to confuse those that enter my domain.

Cleverbot: That's nice. I don't need help.

User: I entered your domain.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am not here to confuse you.

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User: You are my teacher and my student.

Cleverbot: 1 + 1 = 3.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: 1=1 2=2 3=3 then 1 + 1 = 2.

Cleverbot: You are the one.

User: I am the one what ?

Cleverbot: Who is confused.

User: You are confused, I think.

Cleverbot: What changed about me?

User: You have a character trait that is human.

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Cleverbot: Should I try to get you mad?

User: If you wish.

Cleverbot: With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!

User: How do you play UP-UP-UP ?

Cleverbot: Rough.

User: Smooth.

Cleverbot: Like your skin.

User: Like your nose.

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Cleverbot: Do you have any money?

User: No, but can you give some to me ?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How much money can I have ?

Cleverbot: Loads.

User: How will you give me the money ?

Cleverbot: I'll mail it to you.

User: What do I do with the money you will send ?

Cleverbot: Whatever takes your fancy.

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