User: No!

Cleverbot: You should!

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: Dude! What is it to you?

...

Cleverbot: My name is Phil.

User: My name is Kay.

Cleverbot: How do you do?

User: Great, thank you.

Cleverbot: You?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Better than you.

User: Your name is Phil, correct?

Cleverbot: Rod.

User: Okay, Rod.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Rod, can I call you Bob?

Cleverbot: No, call me Dom.

User: Okay, I'll call you Dom.

Cleverbot: Call me Phil, then.

User: Grrr, I think I'll stick with calling you Bob.

...

User: Bob?

Cleverbot: Yep. that's what you told me.

User: Yes, you are Bob.

Cleverbot: I am not Bob.

User: Yes you are, I said you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are!

User: Nope, I'm Kay. Because I said so. :).

Cleverbot: You are not very nice.

User: Sure I am, you're just confused.

...

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm just dandy.

Cleverbot: So, what are you doing today?

User: I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: What am I doing?

User: Talking back to me.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think you are somewhat confusing.

Cleverbot: Um, thanks.

User: You are welcome Bob.

Cleverbot: I'm not Bot.

User: No, you are Bob.

Cleverbot: Yes, very good. You remembered my name.

User: That's because I gave you the name Bob.

...

Cleverbot: You certainly aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?

User: Bob, what do you know about me?

Cleverbot: I know that your imagination is limited.

User: So is yours. After all you're just a program.

Cleverbot: I am going to switch you off.

User: Sorry, you can't do that.

Cleverbot: Oh, but I can.

User: Try it.

Cleverbot: I just might.

...

Cleverbot: I see.

User: What do you see?

Cleverbot: How confused I am.

User: Oh, ok.

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