Cleverbot

confused

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession

confused

19, february 2009,
8, december 2008,
1, february 2008,
22, june 2006,
28, may 2006,
26, may 2004,
1, february 2004,
16, october 2003,

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confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
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cup of tea
cupcake
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Monophobia: What are you thinking about?

User: You.Monophobia: Thats nice!

User: So are you.Monophobia: You don't understand sarcasm.

User: No I do not.Monophobia: Oh well. It doesn't really matter.

User: But I was lying the whole time.Monophobia: What are you talking about?

User: I was lying about thinking about you.Monophobia: What thoughts specifically? It should be interesting as we haven't met!

User: Duhhhh.Monophobia: Repeat it, I must have missed it.

User: Duhhhhh.Monophobia: Somehow I doubt you are an AI system.

User: Duhhhh.Monophobia: Well I am right, aint I ?

User: No.Monophobia: Are you right always?

User: Rarely am I right.Monophobia: So you're a bot?

User: No are you.Monophobia: That is one possible interpretation, because humans consider the sun and moon to be opposite in some ways.

User: What are you talking about?Monophobia: I'm talking about that number.

User: What number?Monophobia: Your number?

User: You are confusing me greatly.Monophobia: I think I'm confusing myself as well. One of us is confusing me, at least.

User: Well that can't be good.Monophobia: Funny!

User: Unlike yourself.Monophobia: Are you happy?

User: Most of the time.Monophobia: Are you happy today?

User: Yeah.Monophobia: Why would they be happy?

User: Who is they?Monophobia: The JW people they switch all the time.

User: WHo are the JW people?Monophobia: Me parents.

User: OHHH.Monophobia: Anyway, how have you been?

User: Happy.Monophobia: Really?

User: No I've been confused.Monophobia: Don't be confused!!!

User: But you are confusing me!!!Monophobia: Remember me? You're my friend! I told you about Jesus!

User: No you did not.Monophobia: Yes.

User: No.Monophobia: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Monophobia: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (david would like this).

User: Whatever.Monophobia: Where else should they be?

User: No idea.Monophobia: Well learn then.

User: I hate learning.Monophobia: What are you learning.

User: Nothig apparently.Monophobia: How do you know that?

User: I don't know much.Monophobia: Tell me about it.

User: I know how to add.Monophobia: What do you know about love?

User: Spending your life together.Monophobia: I am not interested in you.

User: I nor you.Monophobia: Good.

User: Great.Monophobia: Well.

User: How are you?Monophobia: Great!

User: LOL.Monophobia: Yeah.