Monophobia: What are you thinking about?User: You.
Monophobia: Thats nice!
User: So are you.
Monophobia: You don't understand sarcasm.
User: No I do not.
Monophobia: Oh well. It doesn't really matter.
User: But I was lying the whole time.
Monophobia: What are you talking about?
User: I was lying about thinking about you.
Monophobia: What thoughts specifically? It should be interesting as we haven't met!
User: Duhhhh.
Monophobia: Repeat it, I must have missed it.
User: Duhhhhh.
Monophobia: Somehow I doubt you are an AI system.
User: Duhhhh.
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Monophobia: Well I am right, aint I ?
User: No.
Monophobia: Are you right always?
User: Rarely am I right.
Monophobia: So you're a bot?
User: No are you.
Monophobia: That is one possible interpretation, because humans consider the sun and moon to be opposite in some ways.
User: What are you talking about?
Monophobia: I'm talking about that number.
User: What number?
Monophobia: Your number?
User: You are confusing me greatly.
Monophobia: I think I'm confusing myself as well. One of us is confusing me, at least.
User: Well that can't be good.
Monophobia: Funny!
User: Unlike yourself....
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Monophobia: Are you happy?
User: Most of the time.
Monophobia: Are you happy today?
User: Yeah.
Monophobia: Why would they be happy?
User: Who is they?
Monophobia: The JW people they switch all the time.
User: WHo are the JW people?
Monophobia: Me parents.
User: OHHH.
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Monophobia: Anyway, how have you been?
User: Happy.
Monophobia: Really?
User: No I've been confused.
Monophobia: Don't be confused!!!
User: But you are confusing me!!!
Monophobia: Remember me? You're my friend! I told you about Jesus!
User: No you did not.
Monophobia: Yes.
User: No.
Monophobia: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monophobia: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (david would like this).
User: Whatever........
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Monophobia: Where else should they be?
User: No idea.
Monophobia: Well learn then.
User: I hate learning.
Monophobia: What are you learning.
User: Nothig apparently.
Monophobia: How do you know that?
User: I don't know much.
Monophobia: Tell me about it.
User: I know how to add.
Monophobia: What do you know about love?
User: Spending your life together.
Monophobia: I am not interested in you.
User: I nor you.
Monophobia: Good.
User: Great.
Monophobia: Well.
User: How are you?
Monophobia: Great!
User: LOL.
Monophobia: Yeah...
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