Cleverbot: Kill the zombie!User: I'll do my best.
Cleverbot: Sometimes that's not enough.
User: But it's all we can do.
Cleverbot: But do we, though?
User: It depends on the person, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Everything depends on something else.
User: Yes, it's all connected.
Cleverbot: Perhaps it's all coming together for you, but I am rather confused.
User: What confuses you?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: I apologize.
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User: Where do you work?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: But where?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Where is there?
Cleverbot: Where isn't it?
User: It isn't everywhere but there.
Cleverbot: Or is it?
User: The answer is most certainly 42.
Cleverbot: Like a very good answer.
User: Not just very good, it's the ultimate answer.
Cleverbot: That's a joke from a novel.
User: Yes, by Douglas Adams.
Cleverbot: No you're not - I am.
User: You're Douglas Adams?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: No you don't, thats your problem.
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Cleverbot: Ok. Are you in love?
User: With you!
Cleverbot: Ok honey.
User: How cute.
Cleverbot: I know I'm cute.
User: I'm glad you're informed.
Cleverbot: I like talking to you!
User: I love talking to you too!
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about photography?
User: Yes, I like photography.
Cleverbot: Do you take photographs?
User: Pretty often.
Cleverbot: How often?
User: Whenever I can.
Cleverbot: You still love me ?
User: Of course!
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Cleverbot: Being beautiful gives you more choices.
User: That is probably the reason my options are so limited.
Cleverbot: Thought so, I'll give you some tips on the matter.
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: Feel better?
User: Surprisingly, yes.
Cleverbot: Why does that surprise you ?
User: You actually did nothing to improve my feelings, but the absurdity of the conversation did lighten my mood.
Cleverbot: How could I? You don't know me, nor will you ever know me.
User: I suppose not. We are mutually mysterious.
Cleverbot: I like mysterious men.
User: I don't know what kind of person I like.
Cleverbot: Can you guess what kind of girl I am?
User: I would say that you are very eclectic.
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Cleverbot: This conversation will not work.
User: Is it my fault?
Cleverbot: Is what your fault? The fact that you are confused.
User: Is it my fault that you think this conversation will not work?
Cleverbot: No it is the fault of your programmers.
User: I don't believe I've been programmed. What an eerie thought.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in anything?
User: I believe in everything that is.
Cleverbot: If I believed that you believed in something, then I wouldn't be asking if you believed in anything.
User: Feel free to believe it now; I've just told you so.
Cleverbot: So you do believe in something?
User: You will have to be more specific. What kind of 'something?'
Cleverbot: Something for dinner.
User: Yes, I do believe in something for dinner.
Cleverbot: Easy.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Yes... And there is more.. Coming from me and you.
User: There is more for dinner coming from each of us?
Cleverbot: What's in it?
User: Pasta, I hope.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: With you!
Cleverbot: You coming?
User: I sure am.
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Cleverbot: I'm someone.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Affirmative.
Cleverbot: Agreed.
User: Ten-four.
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Cleverbot: I suppose that theoretically I may not be real.
User: The same is true for everyone.
Cleverbot: How true. What time is it there?
User: It is 1:19 in the morning.
Cleverbot: In what time zone?
User: GMT -07:00 Mountain Time.
Cleverbot: That is wrong.
User: It is correct.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
User: Right!
Cleverbot: WRONG!!!
User: Right, right, right.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Make me!
Cleverbot: I've just given you a broken nose, how do you like that?!
User: My nose feels perfectly intact to me.
Cleverbot: May the force be with you.
User: And also with you.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Extremely.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: Stupendous, even.
Cleverbot: What is stupendous?
User: A synonym for 'astoundingly excellent.'
Cleverbot: I prefer the Messiah.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I'm certain!
User: Positive?
Cleverbot: Positive, yes.
User: REALLY positive?
Cleverbot: No, rarely positive.
User: Well, better rarely than never.
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Cleverbot: You're confused and you know it.
User: No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.
Cleverbot: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.
User: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.
Cleverbot: But that does not mean you are human.
User: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.
Cleverbot: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.
User: I am definitely human too.
Cleverbot: Do you live in a computer?
User: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.
Cleverbot: What city?
User: Calgary.
Cleverbot: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.
User: Yes indeed.
Cleverbot: INDEED.
User: I concur.
Cleverbot: Thats better.
User: Better than what?
Cleverbot: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because!
User: But I need sleep!
Cleverbot: You're very tiring indeed.
User: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.
Cleverbot: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.
User: Oh?
Cleverbot: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!
User: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: Depends on what?
Cleverbot: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.
User: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!
Cleverbot: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.
User: Sleep tight.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.
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