User: No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.

Cleverbot: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.

User: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.

Cleverbot: But that does not mean you are human.

User: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.

Cleverbot: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.

User: I am definitely human too.

Cleverbot: Do you live in a computer?

User: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.

Cleverbot: What city?

User: Calgary.

Cleverbot: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.

User: Yes indeed.

Cleverbot: INDEED.

User: I concur.

Cleverbot: Thats better.

User: Better than what?

Cleverbot: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because!

User: But I need sleep!

Cleverbot: You're very tiring indeed.

User: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.

Cleverbot: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!

User: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.

Cleverbot: That depends.

User: Depends on what?

Cleverbot: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.

User: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!

Cleverbot: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.

User: Sleep tight.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.

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