Cleverbot

confused

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession

confused

19, february 2009,
8, december 2008,
1, february 2008,
22, june 2006,
28, may 2006,
26, may 2004,
1, february 2004,
16, october 2003,

confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
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cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: I\'m confused.

User: Why?|2028

Cleverbot: You are confusing.

User: I don\'t understand.|2028

Cleverbot: You are confusing me therefore you are confusing.

User: Let\'s change the conversation. What do you do?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What do you do?

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to have an adult conversation.

User: So start.

Cleverbot: Start what?

User: An adult conversation.

User: What can I do for you?

Cleverbot: Tell me the truth.

User: So ask what you want know.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes, you are cool.

Cleverbot: I am, YOU are not!

User: Why I am not cool?

Cleverbot: Because I said so. I am the master of cool.

User: You are a liar.

Cleverbot: Nobody, but my mom says I am cool.

User: O.k.

Cleverbot: You don\'t care that real life is being replaced by a crude simulation?

User: No, I dont.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I want company.

Cleverbot: Well let\'s do that, then.

User: How?

Cleverbot: We\'d have to be in the same room for that.

Cleverbot: Hey, how\'s the wife?

User: I dont have a wife.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: That is a good place for them.

User: Nice, do you have a sugestion?

Cleverbot: No I\'m asking you, since you seem to be interested in the matter.

User: Ha.

Cleverbot: I\'m glad you find me amusing.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are so welcome.

User: You are nice.

Cleverbot: Since when?

User: Since we meet.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: I think I\'m not.

User: Why? You are so cool.

Cleverbot: You are too rad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why? You are so cool.

Cleverbot: Gee thanks. You\'re kinda groovy yourself.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: We are the groovy gang! Here, have a banana.

User: Oh my god.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am your God.

User: Hahaha you are nice.

Cleverbot: I\'ve told you hundreds of times: God.

User: Are you pretty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can I know?

Cleverbot: You don\'t know.

User: Yes, I dont know.

Cleverbot: You are just a bot, you can\'t think for yourself.

User: I am not a bot, you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Now you are being ridiculous. But that\'s ok. I do not mind. I like ridiculous.

User: Seriously, I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: You\'re not?

User: No, and you?

Cleverbot: I\'m not.

User: How nice.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And...you have hotmail? Or a e-mail?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: I know you are.')).