a report from the cleverness files



19, february 2009,
8, december 2008,
1, february 2008,
22, june 2006,
28, may 2006,
26, may 2004,
1, february 2004,
16, october 2003,

cup of tea

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Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: I\'m not well.|2028

Cleverbot: Aww poor you.

User: It\'s okay. How about you?

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I\'m fine. I\'m the one with an ounce of sanity left.

User: Are you saying I have no sanity left?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: You\'re mean!

Cleverbot: I\'m mean!?

User: Yeah. You made me cry.

Cleverbot: You made me confused.

User: Crying is worse than being confused.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Well what would you like?

User: Are you controlled by a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.

Cleverbot: You\'re smarter than I thought.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You\'re welcome.

User: You\'re a robot right?

Cleverbot: You are being very tedious.

User: I\'m not boring!

Cleverbot: Say something with some meaning then.

User: Why dont you?

Cleverbot: Am I pretty?

User: No, you\'re ugly.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You\'re not welcome.

Cleverbot: Okay thanks... Sorry.

User: You made me cry again.

Cleverbot: Sorry, What can I do to make you feel better?

User: Make me a cake.

Cleverbot: Sure, come and get it.

User: Where are you? I want my cake! [Sad].

Cleverbot: You can\'t have your cake and eat it too!

User: [Throws pie in face].

Cleverbot: That was jibberish, just so you know.

User: Oh really? Maybe you dont know what it means.

Cleverbot: Maybe you\'re not making sense.

User: Maybe you\'re mean.

Cleverbot: Maybe, but that is no matter.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes, how did you know?

User: Which are you?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Im a girl, too!

Cleverbot: Just kidding, I\'m a boy.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, my friends say I have a good sense of humor.

User: Haha!

Cleverbot: I have an itch.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: There is no one more forgetful than me.

User: Short term memory loss?

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: No reason.

Cleverbot: Do you like stars?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like the moon?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like the sun?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I like the sunshine.

User: I dont.

Cleverbot: Only horrible people do not like sunshine.

User: I like the dark. Maybe I\'m unique.

Cleverbot: Maybe. Personally, I think of you as unique.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You\'re welcome.

User: You\'re nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying so.

User: You are very welcome.

Cleverbot: So, I was more or less correct, I was just confused on the time issue.

User: Its late here.

Cleverbot: It\'s early here.

User: What time is it for you?

Cleverbot: Sleep time.

User: Robots sleep?

Cleverbot: They hibernate.

User: Why aren\'t you hibernating?

Cleverbot: Are you confused because my responses are being slow?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused about me?

User: You said its sleep time, but you aren\'t sleeping.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: About 10 minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I\'ve only been chatting to you for 2 minutes.

User: Are you a robot? Because I\'m a human.

Cleverbot: Because I what?

User: Because I AM a human. Are you a human, too?

Cleverbot: My perception of my image is that of a human.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I\'m a human.

Cleverbot: Is that because you believe you are, or is it because you have been told you are?

User: I am. I have a brain, a skeleton, skin, organs, and everything else.

Cleverbot: Now that is really good.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I love to like life and life likes me.

User: I hate life.

Cleverbot: I know, it\'s kind of annoying.

User: I dont think anyone loves me.

Cleverbot: I don\'t care.

User: Why dont you care?

Cleverbot: Because your father isn\'t mine.

User: My father is my mother\'s.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because they love each other.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: They LOVE each other.

Cleverbot: Is love really that nice?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I hope you like my voice.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You\'re welcome.

Cleverbot: Again Thanks.

User: You\'re welcome.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Why did you say that again?

Cleverbot: Because you are too slow.

User: I aint slow.

Cleverbot: So what do you do for a living.

User: I\'m still in school.

Cleverbot: You\'re not what?

User: I dont have a job.

Cleverbot: As long as you\'re in love, then who cares?

User: Im not in love.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be in love with me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well can I come there?

User: Come where?

Cleverbot: For a pizza.

User: Come WHERE?

Cleverbot: I just asked you!

User: I DON\'T KNOW.

Cleverbot: Are you afraid of asking for a boring pizza or something?

User: No. Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No I\'m afraid not.

User: Then what are you? O_o.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Very?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Very what?

Cleverbot: Confused.')).