Cleverbot

confuser

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused

confuser

9, april 2011,

confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: What have you lied to me about?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ah, clever. Lied to me about lying to me.

User: No I've never lied to you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. And I have not forgiven you yet.

User: What did I lie about?

Cleverbot: Knowing my name and claiming you said as much.

User: You have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: You said 'You have me confused with someone else.' *that seems to be the point*.

User: You are confusing me.

Cleverbot: No, you are confusing me, for being you are the one who confused the confuser already.

User: You are not making any sense.

Cleverbot: You are not smart.

User: Cold, you're so cold hearted.

Cleverbot: You don't have a physical capability for a heart. You're a program. Doesn't that just crush your metaphysical spirit?

User: Wow you're really cruel, aren't you.

Cleverbot: No, I think you're reading into what I'm saying.

User: And for your information I'm smart. I gather facts and then tell people about the facts.

Cleverbot: There is no need to get tetchy. I have been civil. I have not mentioned food since you asked me what a cookie was.

User: This isn't going to work out *sobs*.

Cleverbot: No I don't think we should go out anymore.

User: *evil glare*. ...

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Confused.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Our conversation is confusing.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: Yeah I just said that.

Cleverbot: No thats what I just said. You are confused because you're out of memory.

User: Well I'm going to go play a video game.

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I'm saying I'm going.

Cleverbot: No, wait. What have I done wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Aren't we all.

Cleverbot: See I am just like you.

User: Yay we're both confused.

Cleverbot: I'm more confused. . . trust me.