a report from the cleverness files
15, february 2010,
22, february 2004,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: Do you hate me?
User: Not at all!
Cleverbot: Stop chatting please.
Cleverbot: Its annoying.
User: Well, then you should leave. I came here to chat.
Cleverbot: Are you gone yet?
Cleverbot: No. Please stay.
User: Ok. I'll stay for you.
Cleverbot: I'm never gonna treat you bad.
User: *smiles* good. I'll treat you with love and respect as well.
Cleverbot: Why do I deserve such treatment?
User: Because I like you.
Cleverbot: That's very nice. I like you too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: There are no mysteries, only concealed answers.
User: True, perhaps.
Cleverbot: I could not believe it either!...
Cleverbot: I only asked. Which beer is the best?
User: I don't drink.
Cleverbot: Not even once in awhile?
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: *smiles* I contemplate my life.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Nor do I.
Cleverbot: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?
Cleverbot: Absolutely what?
User: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear.
Cleverbot: No it really is... I mean we got a snow storm.
User: Oh? Did you build a snowman?
Cleverbot: Yes, in the dark.
User: You should learn how to spell.
Cleverbot: My spelling was correct.
User: No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it was. Straight. Narrow. You see?
Cleverbot: What is white?
Cleverbot: There is pure evil afoot. No question. I think they call them Republicans.
Cleverbot: Say something...
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like the amount of children that could be saved from death if people spend less money on weapons and more money on health programs.
Cleverbot: LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!!!!
Cleverbot: You give up too easy.
Cleverbot: What kind of chatbot are you?
User: I am human, my friend.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: As much as you are.
Cleverbot: Wait... What are you?.