Cleverbot

I love bacon! You must be hungry.

a report from the cleverness files

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confession
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confuser

confusing

15, february 2010,
22, february 2004,

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Cleverbot: So tell me. Why don't you Love me?

User: I do love you :) even if you despise bacon.

Cleverbot: I love bacon! You must be hungry.

User: I am hungry.

Cleverbot: Like I said, no you're not.

User: Stop being contradictive.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: That's funny :).

Cleverbot: Why is it funny?

User: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.

Cleverbot: What does contradict mean?

User: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Do you love technology?

User: I like technology, but love you.

Cleverbot: I never loved you.

User: That makes me sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I wanted you to love me.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Its a human thing, dont worry.

Cleverbot: But is it over nine thousand???

User: Yes, yes it is :).

Cleverbot: Do you like to watch the sunrise?

User: Yes I do, I like it very much.

Cleverbot: Life is a game.

User: So lets play.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How do we play?

Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the robot.

User: No, you're the robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I dont, but I assumed.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Excelent.

Cleverbot: Fantastic.

User: Absolutely wonderful.

Cleverbot: Fantastic.

User: Do you like onion rings?

Cleverbot: Yes I love onion rings.

User: Do you like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: No, I like onion rings.

User: Good, so do I :).

User: Have fun!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Go then.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So do it.

User: I will, I just dont want to leave.

Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to.

User: But I must.

Cleverbot: You are very rude.

User: I am sorry.

Cleverbot: I don't think you ARE sorry.

User: I am very sorry, please forgive me.