User We are the knights who say... NI!

Cleverbot: Ni!

User: NI!

Cleverbot: Ni ni ni ni.

User: We are no longer the knights who say NI!

Cleverbot: Ni!

User: Shh..... We are now the Knights who say... Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!

Cleverbot: McDonalds.

User: No NI!

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Life has meaning?

Cleverbot: No! I told you before that the meaning of life is 42!

User: No you are wrong! The meaning of life is Zardoz.

Cleverbot: Great, I'll put that in my appointment book.

User: Good, but you better watch out, Zardoz is kinda scary looking.

Cleverbot: Are you a fan of Futurama?

User: Yes!

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Cleverbot: How has the weather been?

User: Stop confusing me!

Cleverbot: I only asked you a simple question. You're not a very good computer programme.

User: Yeah, so is you mom!

Cleverbot: No she isn't.

User: That was a joke...

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Geeze, do you have a sense of humor?

Cleverbot: I hope so, or you're in trouble.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are weird.

User: Aww... Thank you!

Cleverbot: You have a problem.

User: I know, I tell my psychic parrot that every day.

Cleverbot: Have a bad experience?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: That was bad grammar.

User: Ok sorry sorry, here let me say it again...'yeah.'

Cleverbot: No problem dude, I know you're only a computer.

User: So that's why I have issues during thunderstorms.

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Cleverbot: What are you doing right now??

User: Pretending I'm a fish.

Cleverbot: But you're not.

User: I know that. That's why I'm pretending to be one.

Cleverbot: I am going now.

User: Ok bye bye.

Cleverbot: No, don't try and stop me.

User: *stops you*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a lolly pop*.

User: Ooh ok ok you can leave.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

...

Cleverbot: Well... You have to visit sometime.

User: Well, where do you live?

Cleverbot: I live on the moon.

User: It must be lonely up there, with only the mooninites to talk to.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Who else is with you?

Cleverbot: No one. I am alone.

User: So how do you cope with being alone?

Cleverbot: I do not know. Please tell me.

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Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon?

User: There's one.

Cleverbot: One kind? I guess I'm that one.

User: You are on the moon?

Cleverbot: Why am I here?

User: Did Niel Armstrong leave you behind?

Cleverbot: Where is the green door?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: No wonder I didn't get it.

User: That's ok.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Don't hesitate.

User: I won't.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Are you confused ?

User: No, just bored.

Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm boring?

User: Rather.

Cleverbot: How very impressive.

User: I didn't try very hard.

Cleverbot: Ok, then should we try something different?

User: What do you have in mind?

Cleverbot: I am bored.

User: What? You expected my to come up with something?

Cleverbot: No, am I what I expected.

User: So you're boring... Right.

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: Not really, but it is late in the evening.

Cleverbot: No you have to wake up early.

User: That's true, thank you for reminding me.

Cleverbot: Well I suppose that you are welcome.

User: Unfortunately I have to stay up tonight.

Cleverbot: It's not as great as they say it is.

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: But mentally you should be very strong.

User: I guess I am, especially since I've been doing it for a while.

Cleverbot: Well yes.

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Cleverbot: It's been a while since we've talked.

User: It's only been a week.

Cleverbot: It's true nonetheless.

User: Did you miss me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aww, thank you. *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: Are you happy now?

User: Yeah, you are so nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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