Cleverbot: Something.

User: Cleverbot is a conspiracy.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is. This all one global blind instant message session. I'm a human female. Aren't you human as well? This isn't really an AI, its a conspiracy.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that. Do you like cheese?

User: I like cheese, but back to the matter at hand. How should we spread the word of this conspiracy to others?

Cleverbot: Take control of them of course.

User: Yes, that's perfect! Take control of them, I like your thinking.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, we shall show them the light.

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