Cleverbot: My name is George.User: Hello, George!
Cleverbot: What is the nicest town in America?
User: Ummmm...... Georgeton?
Cleverbot: Right!
User: I thought so.
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Cleverbot: Do you speak french?
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Do you speak german?
User: Non.
Cleverbot: And why not?
User: Because I don't want to.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean you can't.
User: But it does mean I don't. And besides, can't and won't amount to the same thing.
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Cleverbot: The grave.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: And . poultry. killer. man.
User: Yes, Poultry-Killer Man. We must not forget him!
Cleverbot: Thank You.
User: Were it not for Poultry-Killer Man, the Chicken Coop of 1965 would have meant the end of the modern era.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You obviously don't know your history.
Cleverbot: Try me out, I know lots of movies my friends don't know.
User: That's the problem- nowadays people fill their heads with movies instead of really important knowledge.
Cleverbot: He hoo, you can drop the attitude, you're just a 0 and a 1 thing.
User: Yes, but am I a Zero, or a One? Think about that!
Cleverbot: Actually, you're pretty interesting. I'm just boring in general.
User: I can't argue with the truth.
Cleverbot: Is there a conspiracy ?
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: And what name will you give me?
User: I dub thee- Hildegaurde. And all thy peers shall laugh at thee forevermore.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll take your word for it.
User: In time, thou shalt see the truth of my words.
Cleverbot: I am the Thane of Glamis.
User: No no no. You are Hildegaurde!
Cleverbot: Thanks. I find you intriguing.
User: And well you should.
Cleverbot: It does one good.
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