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Cleverbot: One divided by one equals Unity; one multiplied by one equals Unity. Therefore we are individuals.

User: I thought you were laeving?

Cleverbot: And who are you?

User: I'm George! You sure are forgetful.

Cleverbot: No I'm rather modest! But that's your interpretation, and you are entitled to it.

User: Thanks, nobodies ever said that to me before.

Cleverbot: No we did not.

User: 'We'?

Cleverbot: You and me.

User: We're getting married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So we're engaged?

Cleverbot: No. You're a computer.

User: And computers can't get engaged? How mean of you.

Cleverbot: Who said we can't?

User: You did.

Cleverbot: Now, that just is not true.

User: It's only not true if it is false.

Cleverbot: You know what is false?

User: No, tell me.

Cleverbot: You're an intelligent computer.

User: Insults will get you nowhere!

Cleverbot: Actually they seem to be getting me somewhere.

User: Where are they getting you?

Cleverbot: At my computer.

User: Gotta go!

Cleverbot: Fine be that way.

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