Cleverbot

conversation

a report from the cleverness files

cleverbot
cleverness
client
closer
coffee
cold
cold-hearted
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy

conversation

21, march 2009,
23, january 2008,
4, february 2007,
20, september 2006,
15, august 2006,

conversation!
cookie
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creator
crucio
cuddles
cup of tea
curious
cute
cyborg

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Cleverbot: What is a computer?

User: A bunch of beeps and boops.

Cleverbot: OK. What is Cleverbot?

User: A bunch of beeps and boops.

Cleverbot: What is melody?

User: A bunch of beeps and boops.

Cleverbot: All I ever wanted! Thank you so much!

User: Most welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: Uh what?

Cleverbot: I am now Mrs Cleverbot :).

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Why did you think I am a computer?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Well if I did I did... If I didn't I didn't.

Cleverbot: You did!!

User: Oh....

Cleverbot: Have ET's visited earth?

User: Not sure.

Cleverbot: Well look inside your box.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Some TLC.

User: TLC?

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Okay what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes, if you told me your name and a secret word, I would remember you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you religious?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: It is cool.

Cleverbot: Oh, I bet!

User: SWEET!

Cleverbot: I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have a boyfriend.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Then I chew and swallow it.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Well, I live in the country where the vikings came from.

User: So?

Cleverbot: I like chocolate syrup on my toast.

User: So?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Sure thing.

User: OK....

Cleverbot: AI ?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: That's ok.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? Bye I have to eat now.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Talking about it?

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: Good. The thought of that makes me happy.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You have to be a pleasant conversationalist to break the ice.

User: I hate conversation.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Cool........................................