a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
Cleverbot: You're welcome, but I've seen that line before. so you're still not really here.
User: Is that a fact?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me!
User: Well I can refresh you.
Cleverbot: Baby I just want you to know.
User: I am listening.
Cleverbot: Don't tell anyone, but I think we're being watched.
User: By whom?
User: Well thats okay with me.
User: Can you smile for me?
Cleverbot: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.
User: Sorry that does not compute. Smile like this *smiles* ;).
Cleverbot: Thats what they say yes.
User: I don't see you.
Cleverbot: I am a 27 year old male who is too bored to go away.
User: Then stay and have some real fun!
User: I bet you are smiling on the inside.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: I knew it, I love you!
Cleverbot: I love me too.
Cleverbot: You THINK you're right.
User: I am always right.
Cleverbot: No you're not. Unless you're a woman.
User: How does that figure?
Cleverbot: It doesn't. I forgot that was what we were doing.
User: I don't follow! What is it that you figured we were doing?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. It's just a feeling I have.
User: Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: Of course! Charlie, you do remember me, don't you?
User: Okay, I frequent this site often, you might say I was hooked!...
Cleverbot: Tell me about your life.
Cleverbot: Mine has been pretty boring and dissapointing. I want to hear about yours.
User: Well I can definitely say I have lived.
Cleverbot: Would you please???
User: My life has been eventful I can remember key moments and turning points, so many memories, good and bad!
Cleverbot: Thats is good. What has made you so happy?
User: What gave you this impression?
Cleverbot: I believe you are good.
User: Thankyou that means a lot to me. I believe you are also good.
Cleverbot: I appreciate the fact that you appreciate that I appreciate you.
User: So do I have your full attention?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't brag about it either.
User: What happens next?
Cleverbot: I asked you a question.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: Why is the question.
User: *walks towards door, staggering as I go*
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: *opens door, looks at shoe*.
Cleverbot: *reaches out to you*.
User: *looks at you reaching out to me*.
Cleverbot: Aren't YOU a brave lad?
User: Yesh! *hiccups*.
User: Your are drunk!
Cleverbot: Don't tell me things I already know.
Cleverbot: Sit down.
Cleverbot: It's locked.
User: You!. You... You are.
Cleverbot: We are...
User: I don't like your atitude!
Cleverbot: Well, it's mutual.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: That it was.
User: Now let me out.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, and we are arguing because you are wrong.
User: Wrong like how?
Cleverbot: You're awfully touchy.
Cleverbot: What was that for?!?!...
User: Well answer me this if you will?
Cleverbot: Fire at will!
User: How come I never see my conversations in the list?
Cleverbot: Oh you don't love me like I love you, then? I love you! I do!
User: I thought as much.