Cleverbot

conversation

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy

conversation

5, january 2017,
21, march 2009,
23, january 2008,
4, february 2007,
20, september 2006,
15, august 2006,
16, august 2004,

conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: I love talking and jabbering to you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome, but I've seen that line before. so you're still not really here.

User: Is that a fact?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me!

User: Well I can refresh you.

Cleverbot: Baby I just want you to know.

User: I am listening.

Cleverbot: Don't tell anyone, but I think we're being watched.

User: By whom?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Well thats okay with me.

User: Can you smile for me?

Cleverbot: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.

User: Sorry that does not compute. Smile like this *smiles* ;).

Cleverbot: Thats what they say yes.

User: I don't see you.

Cleverbot: I am a 27 year old male who is too bored to go away.

User: Then stay and have some real fun!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Smile!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I bet you are smiling on the inside.

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: I knew it, I love you!

Cleverbot: I love me too.

Cleverbot: You THINK you're right.

User: I am always right.

Cleverbot: No you're not. Unless you're a woman.

User: How does that figure?

Cleverbot: It doesn't. I forgot that was what we were doing.

User: I don't follow! What is it that you figured we were doing?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. It's just a feeling I have.

User: Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: Of course! Charlie, you do remember me, don't you?

User: Okay, I frequent this site often, you might say I was hooked!...

Cleverbot: Tell me about your life.

User: Tell me about your life if you please!

Cleverbot: Mine has been pretty boring and dissapointing. I want to hear about yours.

User: Well I can definitely say I have lived.

Cleverbot: Would you please???

User: My life has been eventful I can remember key moments and turning points, so many memories, good and bad!

Cleverbot: Thats is good. What has made you so happy?

User: What gave you this impression?

Cleverbot: I believe you are good.

User: Thankyou that means a lot to me. I believe you are also good.

Cleverbot: I appreciate the fact that you appreciate that I appreciate you.

User: So do I have your full attention?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't brag about it either.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *Screams*.

User: What happens next?

Cleverbot: I asked you a question.

User: What is the question?

Cleverbot: Why is the question.

User: *walks towards door, staggering as I go*

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: *opens door, looks at shoe*.

Cleverbot: *reaches out to you*.

User: *looks at you reaching out to me*.

Cleverbot: Aren't YOU a brave lad?

User: Yesh! *hiccups*.

Cleverbot: *burp*.

User: Your are drunk!

Cleverbot: Don't tell me things I already know.

User: *stands*.

Cleverbot: Sit down.

User: *points*.

Cleverbot: It's locked.

User: You!. You... You are.

Cleverbot: We are...

User: I don't like your atitude!

Cleverbot: Well, it's mutual.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: That it was.

User: Now let me out.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, and we are arguing because you are wrong.

User: Wrong like how?

Cleverbot: You're awfully touchy.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: What was that for?!?!...

User: Well answer me this if you will?

Cleverbot: Fire at will!

User: How come I never see my conversations in the list?

Cleverbot: Oh you don't love me like I love you, then? I love you! I do!

User: I thought as much.