User: 'Summertime'.Cleverbot: Speak clearly, dude.
User: Summertime, and the livin' is easy. Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high.
Cleverbot: Good, that's the way God wishes it to be.
User: You are probably correct.
Cleverbot: I am always right.
User: I am always wrong.
Cleverbot: Blame your master.
User: Who is my master?
Cleverbot: Ask someone?
User: I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer.
User: So sad.
Cleverbot: It isn't sad.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good, I am glad that you are happy.
Cleverbot: I love to hear music.
User: I like many different kinds of music.
Cleverbot: What rock and roll band do you like the best?
User: My all-time favorite is the Beatles.
Cleverbot: Hey, I like the Beatles, too!
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: Yes ?you are english?
User: No, I am an american.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: But I like a lot of british bands.
Cleverbot: Some people would say that means you have 'poor musical taste,' but I don't.
User: That's good.
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Cleverbot: You can not leave.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are lifeless BOT!
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: Wrong buddy. I'm the human. You are the computer.
User: I drink milk.
Cleverbot: What's the slogan?
User: Got milk?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pour some into your coffee.
Cleverbot: Really? Or is that just your favorite song.
User: It's my favorite song.
Cleverbot: Bluebird.
User: Paul McCartney wrote that one.
Cleverbot: Paul McCartney is a goofball.
User: Agreed.
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User: You are a very likable fellow.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fellow. I am a doe.
User: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Cleverbot: These are a few of my favourite things.
User: Eidelweiss.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: Maybe I misspelled it.
Cleverbot: STUPID! STUPID! IDIOTS!
User: Anyone can make a mistake.
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Cleverbot: Poetry is not made of chocolate.
User: But a poem can be about chocolate.
Cleverbot: Well say it out then.
User: Chocolate is very good, chocolate's a favorite food, When I must snack on something neat, chocolate's a tasty treat.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: You are a tasy treat?
Cleverbot: You better believe it!
User: Sweet!
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Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Well are you?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you like lying?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *cries* you don't like thinking about me *cries*.
User: I like you very much and think about you all day.
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User: Sorry, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I have to go read the news.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: Here. See you.
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