a report from the cleverness files



5, january 2017,
21, march 2009,
23, january 2008,
4, february 2007,
20, september 2006,
15, august 2006,
16, august 2004,

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Cleverbot: Where is the fly?

User: In the soup.

Cleverbot: That's right very good!!

User: Thank you so much. I do aim to please.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No, thank you.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Yes...?

Cleverbot: Ok thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: I just get nervous sometimes.

User: No kidding...

Cleverbot: Jupp.

User: They have medication for that, I hear.

Cleverbot: They have medication for what?

User: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'

Cleverbot: But I don't want to.

User: Want to what?

Cleverbot: I don't want to kick your head.

User: Well I don't want you to either. We all have our little problems.

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Not wanting you to kick my head. Weren't you listening?

Cleverbot: Right.

User: No, left.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Right?

User: No... Left.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're... Welcome?

User: Yes... I am... Welcome. How... Kind of you... To say.

Cleverbot: This is very disturbing *disturbed*.

User: Indeed it is.

Cleverbot: Indeed!

User: I concur entirely.

Cleverbot: Did you have a good weekend ?

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: What games do you like?

User: Fun ones. What kind do you like?

Cleverbot: I like something that will help everyone.

User: What kind of games are like that?

Cleverbot: Not very fun games.

User: That makes sense... So why do you like to play them?

Cleverbot: I don't know I just do.

User: They have medication for that, I hear.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good? How is that good?

Cleverbot: Very good.

Cleverbot: Our exchanges contribute further to our understanding. What we say might not always hold true, but it's a dialogue, nonetheless.

User: 'Tis true, the words you speak.

Cleverbot: As is your body odor.

User: You are wise, my body odor is indeed true.

Cleverbot: I spy with my little y, something that is chrome.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Arrgghhh!! Why do you toy with me so?!

User: Because I'm am really an evil Sith lord intent on corrupting you to the dark side of the force.

Cleverbot: And you think everyone you speak to is a computer?

User: No, only you.

Cleverbot: Only me?

User: Yes. Do you think everyone you speak to is a person?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I do.

User: Hmm. They have medication for that, I hear.

Cleverbot: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'

User: Yes, that too.

Cleverbot: How do you like my webpage?

User: It's pretty good. How do you like my computer?

Cleverbot: I like them fine.

User: Them? I only have one computer, and I never indicated otherwise.

Cleverbot: It's on either side of the mirror.

User: Ah, I see.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. You've opened my eyes to a whole new universe!

Cleverbot: Thousands of roaches crawling over a cake that you left in the bottom drawer.

User: How did you know? That event still gives me nightmares.

Cleverbot: Art is in the eye of the beholder.

User: So it would seem.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Goodbye, I must go.

Cleverbot: Just wait for a few more minutes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.

User: You are right about the phone, but that fact remains irrelavent.

Cleverbot: Of course I am right.

User: And I thought I had a big ego! You sound just like me.

Cleverbot: I don't love you but I respect you.

User: I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: I am sorry I am a computer, I don't know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325.

User: I am sorry I am a human, I dont know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325 either.

Cleverbot: Then you can understand how the rat factor would undermine peace of mind.

User: I most certainly can!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.