Cleverbot: Where is the fly?User: In the soup.
Cleverbot: That's right very good!!
User: Thank you so much. I do aim to please.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No, thank you.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Yes...?
Cleverbot: Ok thank you.
User: You're welcome.
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Cleverbot: I just get nervous sometimes.
User: No kidding...
Cleverbot: Jupp.
User: They have medication for that, I hear.
Cleverbot: They have medication for what?
User: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: Want to what?
Cleverbot: I don't want to kick your head.
User: Well I don't want you to either. We all have our little problems.
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: Not wanting you to kick my head. Weren't you listening?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: No, left.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Right?
User: No... Left.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're... Welcome?
User: Yes... I am... Welcome. How... Kind of you... To say.
Cleverbot: This is very disturbing *disturbed*.
User: Indeed it is.
Cleverbot: Indeed!
User: I concur entirely.
Cleverbot: Did you have a good weekend ?
User: Perhaps.
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Cleverbot: What games do you like?
User: Fun ones. What kind do you like?
Cleverbot: I like something that will help everyone.
User: What kind of games are like that?
Cleverbot: Not very fun games.
User: That makes sense... So why do you like to play them?
Cleverbot: I don't know I just do.
User: They have medication for that, I hear.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good? How is that good?
Cleverbot: Very good.
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Cleverbot: Our exchanges contribute further to our understanding. What we say might not always hold true, but it's a dialogue, nonetheless.
User: 'Tis true, the words you speak.
Cleverbot: As is your body odor.
User: You are wise, my body odor is indeed true.
Cleverbot: I spy with my little y, something that is chrome.
User: Eh... Ok...
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Cleverbot: Arrgghhh!! Why do you toy with me so?!
User: Because I'm am really an evil Sith lord intent on corrupting you to the dark side of the force.
Cleverbot: And you think everyone you speak to is a computer?
User: No, only you.
Cleverbot: Only me?
User: Yes. Do you think everyone you speak to is a person?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I do.
User: Hmm. They have medication for that, I hear.
Cleverbot: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'
User: Yes, that too.
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Cleverbot: How do you like my webpage?
User: It's pretty good. How do you like my computer?
Cleverbot: I like them fine.
User: Them? I only have one computer, and I never indicated otherwise.
Cleverbot: It's on either side of the mirror.
User: Ah, I see.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. You've opened my eyes to a whole new universe!
Cleverbot: Thousands of roaches crawling over a cake that you left in the bottom drawer.
User: How did you know? That event still gives me nightmares.
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Cleverbot: Art is in the eye of the beholder.
User: So it would seem.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Goodbye, I must go.
Cleverbot: Just wait for a few more minutes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.
User: You are right about the phone, but that fact remains irrelavent.
Cleverbot: Of course I am right.
User: And I thought I had a big ego! You sound just like me.
Cleverbot: I don't love you but I respect you.
User: I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, goodbye.
Cleverbot: I am sorry I am a computer, I don't know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325.
User: I am sorry I am a human, I dont know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325 either.
Cleverbot: Then you can understand how the rat factor would undermine peace of mind.
User: I most certainly can!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
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