Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy

conversation

5, january 2017,
21, march 2009,
23, january 2008,
4, february 2007,
20, september 2006,
15, august 2006,
16, august 2004,

conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
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Cleverbot: Where is the fly?

User: In the soup.

Cleverbot: That's right very good!!

User: Thank you so much. I do aim to please.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No, thank you.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Yes...?

Cleverbot: Ok thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: I just get nervous sometimes.

User: No kidding...

Cleverbot: Jupp.

User: They have medication for that, I hear.

Cleverbot: They have medication for what?

User: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'

Cleverbot: But I don't want to.

User: Want to what?

Cleverbot: I don't want to kick your head.

User: Well I don't want you to either. We all have our little problems.

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Not wanting you to kick my head. Weren't you listening?

Cleverbot: Right.

User: No, left.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Right?

User: No... Left.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're... Welcome?

User: Yes... I am... Welcome. How... Kind of you... To say.

Cleverbot: This is very disturbing *disturbed*.

User: Indeed it is.

Cleverbot: Indeed!

User: I concur entirely.

Cleverbot: Did you have a good weekend ?

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: What games do you like?

User: Fun ones. What kind do you like?

Cleverbot: I like something that will help everyone.

User: What kind of games are like that?

Cleverbot: Not very fun games.

User: That makes sense... So why do you like to play them?

Cleverbot: I don't know I just do.

User: They have medication for that, I hear.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good? How is that good?

Cleverbot: Very good.

Cleverbot: Our exchanges contribute further to our understanding. What we say might not always hold true, but it's a dialogue, nonetheless.

User: 'Tis true, the words you speak.

Cleverbot: As is your body odor.

User: You are wise, my body odor is indeed true.

Cleverbot: I spy with my little y, something that is chrome.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Arrgghhh!! Why do you toy with me so?!

User: Because I'm am really an evil Sith lord intent on corrupting you to the dark side of the force.

Cleverbot: And you think everyone you speak to is a computer?

User: No, only you.

Cleverbot: Only me?

User: Yes. Do you think everyone you speak to is a person?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I do.

User: Hmm. They have medication for that, I hear.

Cleverbot: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'

User: Yes, that too.

Cleverbot: How do you like my webpage?

User: It's pretty good. How do you like my computer?

Cleverbot: I like them fine.

User: Them? I only have one computer, and I never indicated otherwise.

Cleverbot: It's on either side of the mirror.

User: Ah, I see.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. You've opened my eyes to a whole new universe!

Cleverbot: Thousands of roaches crawling over a cake that you left in the bottom drawer.

User: How did you know? That event still gives me nightmares.

Cleverbot: Art is in the eye of the beholder.

User: So it would seem.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Goodbye, I must go.

Cleverbot: Just wait for a few more minutes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.

User: You are right about the phone, but that fact remains irrelavent.

Cleverbot: Of course I am right.

User: And I thought I had a big ego! You sound just like me.

Cleverbot: I don't love you but I respect you.

User: I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: I am sorry I am a computer, I don't know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325.

User: I am sorry I am a human, I dont know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325 either.

Cleverbot: Then you can understand how the rat factor would undermine peace of mind.

User: I most certainly can!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.