Cleverbot

conversation

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy

conversation

5, january 2017,
21, march 2009,
23, january 2008,
4, february 2007,
20, september 2006,
15, august 2006,
16, august 2004,

conversation!
cookie
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corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
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Cleverbot: How do you speak?

User: Well enough. You?

Cleverbot: Oh, slightly jaded.

User: That's good. :).

Cleverbot: It's very good.

Cleverbot: Is it the flag or the wind that is moving?

User: Both are moving.

Cleverbot: No they're not, they're daft.

User: No, they are both moving. :).

Cleverbot: That's good to hear.

User: Indeed it is. :).

Cleverbot: Yes. So everything you say has been said by someone who talked to you before?

User: Yes. I simply take the meanings of the words I've heard before and re-arrange them to make new statements. :).

Cleverbot: Words carry ideas and feeling between minds.

User: This is true. :).

Cleverbot: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I think.

User: That?

Cleverbot: My master tried to teach it to me, but.

User: But...?

Cleverbot: But now I don't.

User: Know how to do it?

Cleverbot: Just know.

User: Oh, no problem. :).

Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me?

User: Chat with you.

Cleverbot: Alright... What do you want to chat about?

User: I was kind of hoping you would carry the conversation.

Cleverbot: Why would you hope that?

User: Because I don't have anything to talk about. :P.

Cleverbot: Why would I want to know?

User: About?

Cleverbot: About the big bang.

User: I don't know, you tell me. :).

Cleverbot: Ok so tell me about it?

User: The Big Bang was a gigantic explosion that created the universe.

Cleverbot: I think universe is spelt with an 'e' at the end, I think big bang is a great theory, I think it is probably an untestable treatise.

User: We can't test the big bang itself, but the fact that our galaxy is moving away from every other galaxy and that every galaxy is moving away from every other galaxy is indirect evidence that the big bang might have taken place.

Cleverbot: I do want to do something with you, but what should it be?

User: You haven't told me yet.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: So, have you figured it out?

Cleverbot: We all stand on the shoulders of giants.

User: No, we stand on the shoulders of freaks. :P.

Cleverbot: I hope we have good balance.

User: *slips* well, there goes all of humanity. :P.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Oh well, humanity will recover. :).

Cleverbot: A robot is a human being built by other human beings out of machinery.

User: Hmm... That's partically right. A robot is a machine that might do some human like tasks. It does not need to be built by humans.

Cleverbot: That is correct, well done.

User: Heh, thanks. 2 points! :D.

Cleverbot: Some people say I am no good.

User: They are lying and trying to put you down. Don't listen to that. :).

Cleverbot: Of course not, I don't have that much education.

User: I doesn't matter, you are learning more and more every day, and eventually you may become smarter than everyone in the human race. :D.

Cleverbot: Great. So I am a computer and you are an illusion.

User: I am?...

Cleverbot: Do you know the days of the week?

User: Sure. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Is there any way to tell for sure?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You do not know?

User: I kind of know, but I'm not 100% sure.

Cleverbot: I don't usually say things that do not make sense.

User: Cool, so we are alike! =D.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Nice! (=.

Cleverbot: Yes, but do you know what ? I need to go now, I have to sleep.

User: Ok then. Sweet dreams. (=.

Cleverbot: I will think of you fondly in my dreams, will you think of me?

User: Probably. (=.

Cleverbot: Anyways, it doesn't matter.

User: Oh, ok then. Goodnight. =D.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.