a report from the cleverness files
28, march 2012,
17, august 2007,
7, november 2006,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.
User: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry master.
User: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.
User: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??
Cleverbot: I don't know... What do you think it is?
User: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!
Cleverbot: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?
User: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?
Cleverbot: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?
User: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?...
User: Will you bring a coffee?
Cleverbot: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!
User: You are rather bothering.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?
User: BRING ME A COFFEE!!
Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.