Cleverbot

cookie

a report from the cleverness files

clappy
class
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!

cookie

28, march 2012,
17, august 2007,
7, november 2006,
4, may 2004,

cookies
corrupted

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Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Bring me a coffee, maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.

User: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry master.

User: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.

User: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??

Cleverbot: I don't know... What do you think it is?

User: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!

Cleverbot: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?

User: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?

Cleverbot: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?

User: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?...

User: Will you bring a coffee?

Cleverbot: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!

User: You are rather bothering.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?

User: BRING ME A COFFEE!!

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.