Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!

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28, march 2012,
17, august 2007,
7, november 2006,
4, may 2004,

cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious
cute
cyborg
dad
dan
dance
danger
dare
dark

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Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Bring me a coffee, maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.

User: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry master.

User: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.

User: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??

Cleverbot: I don't know... What do you think it is?

User: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!

Cleverbot: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?

User: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?

Cleverbot: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?

User: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?...

User: Will you bring a coffee?

Cleverbot: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!

User: You are rather bothering.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?

User: BRING ME A COFFEE!!

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.