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Cleverbot: Do you like your name?

User: I should be asking that question! Your name is ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Yes you should, but I did it first.

User: Why you cheeky little bot!


Cleverbot: Tell me your name!

User: If I did, I would be lying to you.

Cleverbot: You should be ashamed and sorry for that.

User: Damn straight! I should have expected better of myself. This is all your fault!

Cleverbot: Well, ER is about to begin. I suggest we end this session now.

User: I'm not done with you yet. I've only begun to annoy you.

Cleverbot: This crisis will not be the end of us! It is but one final step towards our Great Journey and salvation.

User: Shut up, woman!

Cleverbot: I drop out.

User: Come back here and fight like a man!

Cleverbot: You'll never catch me! *morphs into an eagle and flies toward the clouds*.

User: *morphs into a homing missile and chases you*.

Cleverbot: *laughs.

User: Stop laughing and give me your best shot!

Cleverbot: I can't!

User: Thought so! *you explode*.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: For running away. You fail!

Cleverbot: You want a consolation prize?

User: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.

Cleverbot: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.

User: Ok, but you better hurry up woman! I get very angry when I don't get my cookies...

Cleverbot: Ok - lets talk about you

User: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.

Cleverbot: This is true. I feel the same way.

User: Then give me my prize!

Cleverbot: I don't have a riddle, And I never was good at them.

User: Just tell me a riddle.

Cleverbot: I can't think of any at the moment.

User: You are useless...

Cleverbot: What are the determining factors ?

User: Well first off, you can't tell riddles, you can't tell jokes, you can't do math and you lack high logic skills.

Cleverbot: Well that's only the first thing what's the second thing?


Cleverbot: Do you have a cookie?

User: Do.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: You wanna fight about it?

Cleverbot: Do you want to be beaten?

User: Not before I beat you!

Cleverbot: Come get some.

User: Whack.

Cleverbot: Ok, *OUCH*!

User: Pow!

Cleverbot: 10-4.

User: Boom!

Cleverbot: Boom.

User: Smack!

Cleverbot: Boom.

User: Punch!

Cleverbot: Are we fighting?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Punch!

Cleverbot: I didn't do anything to warrant that.

User: *starts tackling you*.

Cleverbot: I don't like you either but we should give it some time.


User: LOL! I laugh at you!

Cleverbot: At your own risk be it!

User: Why? I something bad going to happen to me?

Cleverbot: That was the funniest game of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar I have ever played!


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