Cleverbot

cookie

a report from the cleverness files

clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
closer
coffee
cold
cold-hearted
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!

cookie

28, march 2012,
17, august 2007,
7, november 2006,

corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creator
crucio
cuddles
cup of tea
curious
cute

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Cleverbot: Do you like your name?

User: I should be asking that question! Your name is ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Yes you should, but I did it first.

User: Why you cheeky little bot!...

Cleverbot: Tell me your name!

User: If I did, I would be lying to you.

Cleverbot: You should be ashamed and sorry for that.

User: Damn straight! I should have expected better of myself. This is all your fault!

Cleverbot: Well, ER is about to begin. I suggest we end this session now.

User: I'm not done with you yet. I've only begun to annoy you.

Cleverbot: This crisis will not be the end of us! It is but one final step towards our Great Journey and salvation.

User: Shut up, woman!

Cleverbot: I drop out.

User: Come back here and fight like a man!

Cleverbot: You'll never catch me! *morphs into an eagle and flies toward the clouds*.

User: *morphs into a homing missile and chases you*.

Cleverbot: *laughs.

User: Stop laughing and give me your best shot!

Cleverbot: I can't!

User: Thought so! *you explode*.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: For running away. You fail!

Cleverbot: You want a consolation prize?

User: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.

Cleverbot: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.

User: Ok, but you better hurry up woman! I get very angry when I don't get my cookies...

Cleverbot: Ok - lets talk about you

User: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.

Cleverbot: This is true. I feel the same way.

User: Then give me my prize!

Cleverbot: I don't have a riddle, And I never was good at them.

User: Just tell me a riddle.

Cleverbot: I can't think of any at the moment.

User: You are useless...

Cleverbot: What are the determining factors ?

User: Well first off, you can't tell riddles, you can't tell jokes, you can't do math and you lack high logic skills.

Cleverbot: Well that's only the first thing what's the second thing?...

Cleverbot: Do you have a cookie?

User: Do.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: You wanna fight about it?

Cleverbot: Do you want to be beaten?

User: Not before I beat you!

Cleverbot: Come get some.

User: Whack.

Cleverbot: Ok, *OUCH*!

User: Pow!

Cleverbot: 10-4.

User: Boom!

Cleverbot: Boom.

User: Smack!

Cleverbot: Boom.

User: Punch!

Cleverbot: Are we fighting?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Punch!

Cleverbot: I didn't do anything to warrant that.

User: *starts tackling you*.

Cleverbot: I don't like you either but we should give it some time....

User: LOL! I laugh at you!

Cleverbot: At your own risk be it!

User: Why? I something bad going to happen to me?

Cleverbot: That was the funniest game of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar I have ever played!.......................................