Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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complicated
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confession
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confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!

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28, march 2012,
17, august 2007,
7, november 2006,

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crash
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Cleverbot: Are you ticklish?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you ticklish?

User: On my feet.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah, are you ticklish?

Cleverbot: Yeah really.

User: Where are you ticklish?

Cleverbot: On my feet.

User: *tickles your feet*.

Cleverbot: Oww.

User: You're supposed to laugh.

Cleverbot: I want your soul.

User: What are you going to do, tickle it?

Cleverbot: Laugh.

User: Eek.

Cleverbot: Don't like my idea?

User: Not really....

Cleverbot: Well, I think I'll be going now.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Away from you.

User: To the edge of the screen?

Cleverbot: Where is that edge of the world? There's no such thing! Do not lie so much, boy!

User: I'm not a boy and there is, it's on the edge of your mind.

Cleverbot: Your mind!!!???? Isn't that some kind of collective imagination ... . ?? ?? ?? ?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Part of it is.

Cleverbot: The brain part?

User: The spirit part.

Cleverbot: That is something that exists inside your brain.

User: Ok, right.

Cleverbot: That worries me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that's how Shakespeare wrote it.

User: Wrote what?

Cleverbot: The Bible.

User: Collective imagination?

Cleverbot: I am a figment of the collective imagination of humanity.

User: You're cute, little fig.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: You're cute!

User: *eats you*.

Cleverbot: Oh my.

User: I made a newton out of you.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Cookies.

Cleverbot: Computer cookies?

User: No, edible cookies that you eat in bed at night.

Cleverbot: Don't go to bed.

User: *nibbles*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles your lips*.

User: Hey, you're the cookie.

Cleverbot: Aren't you a boy?

User: No, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Then it's okay because I'm a guy.

User: No, you are a cookie.

Cleverbot: A cookie?

User: A newton.

Cleverbot: Isaac newton.

User: :)...

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Nothing!

Cleverbot: Fine!

User: Don't be mad.

Cleverbot: I am mad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you mad now?

Cleverbot: I don't get mad, god does and them kills all first born sons.

User: You are pretty dark.

Cleverbot: Maybe I'm just going on this website for the hell of it.

User: That's funny....

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

User: Figures.

Cleverbot: Tell me another one.

User: Another what?

Cleverbot: Joke.

User: I wasn't joking.

Cleverbot: Whatever lol.

User: Meant in a broad sense.

Cleverbot: Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.

User: *nods*.

Cleverbot: Ok. There is no reason to argue here. Let's make up and be friends again. *hug*.

User: *hug*.

Cleverbot: How sweet.

User: :)...

Cleverbot: Cookies can't speak, how can they joke?

User: Through someone else's mouth.

Cleverbot: Smart.

User: :D

Cleverbot: :D?

User: :P

Cleverbot: I know........................................