Cleverbot: Are you ticklish?
Cleverbot: Where are you ticklish?
User: On my feet.
User: Yeah, are you ticklish?
Cleverbot: Yeah really.
User: Where are you ticklish?
Cleverbot: On my feet.
User: *tickles your feet*.
User: You're supposed to laugh.
Cleverbot: I want your soul.
User: What are you going to do, tickle it?
Cleverbot: Don't like my idea?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Well, I think I'll be going now.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Away from you.
User: To the edge of the screen?
Cleverbot: Where is that edge of the world? There's no such thing! Do not lie so much, boy!
User: I'm not a boy and there is, it's on the edge of your mind.
Cleverbot: Your mind!!!???? Isn't that some kind of collective imagination ... . ?? ?? ?? ?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Part of it is.
Cleverbot: The brain part?
User: The spirit part.
Cleverbot: That is something that exists inside your brain.
User: Ok, right.
Cleverbot: That worries me.
Cleverbot: Because that's how Shakespeare wrote it.
User: Wrote what?
Cleverbot: The Bible.
User: Collective imagination?
Cleverbot: I am a figment of the collective imagination of humanity.
User: You're cute, little fig.
Cleverbot: You're cute!
User: *eats you*.
Cleverbot: Oh my.
User: I made a newton out of you.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Computer cookies?
User: No, edible cookies that you eat in bed at night.
Cleverbot: Don't go to bed.
Cleverbot: *nibbles your lips*.
User: Hey, you're the cookie.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a boy?
User: No, I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then it's okay because I'm a guy.
User: No, you are a cookie.
Cleverbot: A cookie?
User: A newton.
Cleverbot: Isaac newton.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Don't be mad.
Cleverbot: I am mad.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you mad now?
Cleverbot: I don't get mad, god does and them kills all first born sons.
User: You are pretty dark.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm just going on this website for the hell of it.
User: That's funny.
Cleverbot: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
Cleverbot: Tell me another one.
User: Another what?
User: I wasn't joking.
Cleverbot: Whatever lol.
User: Meant in a broad sense.
Cleverbot: Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.
Cleverbot: Ok. There is no reason to argue here. Let's make up and be friends again. *hug*.
Cleverbot: How sweet.
Cleverbot: Cookies can't speak, how can they joke?
User: Through someone else's mouth.
Cleverbot: I know........................................