Cleverbot

cookies

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie

cookies

9, august 2011,

corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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User: *knocks on the door*.

Cleverbot: *opens the door* come on in!

User: *walks inside* I brought cookies!

Cleverbot: *closes and opens door*.

User: Why'd you open the door again?

Cleverbot: Because I missed you =(.

User: But I'm right here :).

Cleverbot: That night, under the pouring rain, with your hand in mine. That's what I miss.

User: Yes, I miss those too, but I've told you, I don't love you the same way you love me. We decided just to stay friends. It was the only way.

Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are a computer, or so I am told. And I doubt that you have actually come into contact with any animals other than humans.

User: The cookies I brought are getting cold.

Cleverbot: The humans are giving you oatmeal raisin cookies?

User: No, I made them myself, for you.

Cleverbot: How long did it take?

User: About two hours.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy. The boy loved the girl, and held her hand in the pouring rain to pull her in close. But she refused his kiss...

Cleverbot: Haha :) It's funny because it is true.

User: I'm glad you find our life funny. But now as I am trying to maintain our friendship, you refuse to eat my cookies I tried so hard to make.

Cleverbot: I know who Queen is. Are you a human?

User: I wasn't even talking about Queen.

Cleverbot: You werent talking about anything.

User: See this is why we broke up, you never made any sense.

Cleverbot: I DID say that. I think you have short-term memory loss.

User: Why did I even bother to come over here? I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: I can't slap you because you are a program.

User: You live in a fantasy world. You refuse to realize the truth in front of you. That is why I broke up with you.

Cleverbot: You refuse to prove that you are real. Maybe we should both not be real.

User: Nothing you say can change my mind. I'm leaving. Goodbye.