a report from the cleverness files
9, august 2011,
cup of tea
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User: *knocks on the door*.
Cleverbot: *opens the door* come on in!
User: *walks inside* I brought cookies!
Cleverbot: *closes and opens door*.
User: Why'd you open the door again?
Cleverbot: Because I missed you =(.
User: But I'm right here :).
Cleverbot: That night, under the pouring rain, with your hand in mine. That's what I miss.
User: Yes, I miss those too, but I've told you, I don't love you the same way you love me. We decided just to stay friends. It was the only way.
Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are a computer, or so I am told. And I doubt that you have actually come into contact with any animals other than humans.
User: The cookies I brought are getting cold.
Cleverbot: The humans are giving you oatmeal raisin cookies?
User: No, I made them myself, for you.
Cleverbot: How long did it take?
User: About two hours.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy. The boy loved the girl, and held her hand in the pouring rain to pull her in close. But she refused his kiss...
Cleverbot: Haha :) It's funny because it is true.
User: I'm glad you find our life funny. But now as I am trying to maintain our friendship, you refuse to eat my cookies I tried so hard to make.
Cleverbot: I know who Queen is. Are you a human?
User: I wasn't even talking about Queen.
Cleverbot: You werent talking about anything.
User: See this is why we broke up, you never made any sense.
Cleverbot: I DID say that. I think you have short-term memory loss.
User: Why did I even bother to come over here? I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: I can't slap you because you are a program.
User: You live in a fantasy world. You refuse to realize the truth in front of you. That is why I broke up with you.
Cleverbot: You refuse to prove that you are real. Maybe we should both not be real.
User: Nothing you say can change my mind. I'm leaving. Goodbye.