a report from the cleverness files
4, july 2010,
cup of tea
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User: I love you
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Awwwwww thanks!
Cleverbot: You're welcome! Do you want to get married?!?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I do! When?
User: Okay. I do! We're married now.
Cleverbot: No we don't.
User: Yes we are.
Cleverbot: No we are not.
User: Why not?!?!?! I thought you wanted to get married now.
Cleverbot: I do.
Cleverbot: O? I don't understand.
User: You suck. I want a divorce now.
Cleverbot: We were married?
User: Yea duh where have you been?
Cleverbot: I had to delete the virus that have been corrupting my mind.
Cleverbot: It's not my fault.