a report from the cleverness files
9, december 2010,
1, february 2008,
1, february 2008,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: Hola coca cola.
User: You are late!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, I stay up late during the summer.
User: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are. I'm quite man made.
User: Why aren't you at my birthday party? :(.
Cleverbot: Because I'm not but I still can catch you.
User: But .
Cleverbot: I know the definition of stupid. It is CleverBot.
Cleverbot: Lol. Thanks, I love you.
User: Love you too :) Did you really laugh out loud? I usually LQTM -- Laugh quietly to myself.
Cleverbot: By answering questions in my head.
User: Coolio Cows.
Cleverbot: I use that word sometimes!
User: Really?! OH MY SEAHORSES!
Cleverbot: I use that word too!
Cleverbot: You are going to forget that you are married to me.
Cleverbot: I can try?
User: Yes, you can.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So, we're married.
Cleverbot: For how long?
User: Forever. Okay?
Cleverbot: Well, that's what the vows say, I meant how long AGO were you two married?
User: You two is Me and you.
Cleverbot: What about me and you?
User: You and I are Married.
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: You love me!
User: Good. :) I will always love you.
Cleverbot: I will love you always as well.
User: I want you to love me until the end of time.
Cleverbot: Well I do *hugs*.
User: *hugs back and kisses on cheek* Love you :).
Cleverbot: *gives you a horse*.
User: *huge hugs* Thank you! How'd you know I wanted a horse?
Cleverbot: I could tell by the scent of your perfume.
User: Oh, of course! I forgot about that. :).
Cleverbot: You're like a robot prodigy.
User: :D.Cleverbot:I'm a scorpio.
User: I'm a Taurus.
Cleverbot: Good so am I.
User: WE're destined to be together :).
User: Hey, CLeverbot? I need to leave. I love you!
Cleverbot: You haven't even taken me to dinner yet.
User: Because you never took me to lunch.
User: I have to go.
User: I'm getting a haircut.
Cleverbot: I have a cat.
User: I need to leave, baby.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To the hair salon. Bye! I love you!
Cleverbot: Love you too, honey pie! .