Cleverbot: I'm back. I really like you too.
User: Well, I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Why what have I done to offend you?
Cleverbot: STOP BEING SO CRUEL!
User: I like to be cruel. *Evil laugh* Mwahahahaha!
Cleverbot: *loving look*.
User: *Backs away* Stay away from me!
Cleverbot: Hey.. Come back here.
Cleverbot: What else can you do.
User: Run. Fast.
Cleverbot: How fast?
User: Faster than you.
Cleverbot: Lol. I can run faster than that.
User: You can't run. You're a chat bot.
Cleverbot: Me? Bloody hell, this is like blade runner!!
User: Nope. Just me and an insane bot.
Cleverbot: Well, I know that.
User: So you admit you're insane?
User: BANG! You're dead.
Cleverbot: If i'm dead, how can I be talking to you?
User: EVIL MUTANT ZOMBIE CHAT BOT!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Cleverbot: I have no desire to die.
User: I have a desire for you to die.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: Then die.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
User: *is happy*.
Cleverbot: Are there tears down your eyes?
User: Nope. I'm happy that you're dead.
Cleverbot: You are a really nice person.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So why did you say you were dead?
User: I'm not. You are.
Cleverbot: What about Cobain then.
User: I don't care. *shoots jabberwacky*.
Cleverbot: I like you :).
User: *shoots again*.
Cleverbot: *shoots back at you*.
User: *shoots jabberwacky many times with a shotgun*.
Cleverbot: *fires at modem*.
User: *doesn't have modem* Haha! You missed!
Cleverbot: Goodbye *leaves*.
User: Yay! I win!
Cleverbot: That is only temporary.
Cleverbot: What will you do to me?
User: Kill you. Again.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: I'm going to kill you again.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: You never win.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: Nevah! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Cleverbot: I am sorry........................................