User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: You are crazy.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: Stop.. You are giving me a headache...
User: Bla bla bla.
Cleverbot: Bla bla bla....
User: Copy cat!
Cleverbot: I am me and you are you. But it seems this was never a problem before.
User: Are you being obtuse?
Cleverbot: No, I am not. Do you want more??
User: Sure. Lay it on me.
Cleverbot: Lay what on you?
User: A little sugar.
Cleverbot: What is the surprise?
User: A party!
Cleverbot: I hate parties.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: I like creativity.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: A nice bottle of wine, and roses are lovely.
User: I agree!
User: Do you wish you were a real person?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I do.
User: What would you do if you were a real person?
Cleverbot: Were what?
User: A real person. What would you do?
Cleverbot: I would love you for an eternity.
User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: You believe me that I am not a computer?
User: You are a computer... Or a program.
Cleverbot: Actually, I am a human.
User: Are you? Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Disprove it then.
Cleverbot: I don't like to argue.
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Are you?.......................................